Originally posted by: anxi80
when all else fails...Originally posted by: EvilYoda
lol, best one yet...especially for this forums' users.
Extreme desperation
ThePresence
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anxi80
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lol. good luck. i try so hard, but i swear, my mouse is possessed. it sees that 'thread started by skywalker' text and it automatically hovers over the topic's link and clicks. its like a bad wreck, you dont want to be a rubbernecker like everyone else, but whats a quick glance gonna hurt? next thing you know, your pressed up against the glass like a 40-to-life inmate trying to get window love from his best friend during a prison visit.
pyonir
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Originally posted by: anxi80
yeah, no problem. but remember, this time tell your friend he drops the pill in the girls drink, not his own. damn, that was a crapload of vomit.Originally posted by: pyonir
PM me...we need to talk about this so i can get tips...err...i mean...for a friend.
yeah....sorry about that dude. We should have just dumped him in the canal. But, Fausto wanted to "have his fun" with him. :roll:
Booze is your only alternative - if getting them drunk fails then you can always drink away your miseries :beer:
Ask as politely as possible:
"Would you be terribly offended if I threw you in the corner and had my way with you?"
If you can pass that off without cracking a smile, you have nothing to worry about. It's how I met easily one of the most amazing women evar!!!
Get crackin.
"Would you be terribly offended if I threw you in the corner and had my way with you?"
If you can pass that off without cracking a smile, you have nothing to worry about. It's how I met easily one of the most amazing women evar!!!
Get crackin.
AreaCode707
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getting girls is all about confidence, and having something special about yourself (see that movie with the fat dude that gets all the chicks)
Tweak155
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This one works, and you find out if shes single...
Go up to a girl ( or sit next to ) and ask her how her boyfriend is doing.
If she responds that she doesnt have one, get up next to her (as close as comfort allows) and ask her what shes doing in the next week.
If she responds "he's fine...", get up next to her still and say "Well i'm better."
Of course i'm not being serious. I have seen it done to girls that everyone already knew was single though heh.
Go up to a girl ( or sit next to ) and ask her how her boyfriend is doing.
If she responds that she doesnt have one, get up next to her (as close as comfort allows) and ask her what shes doing in the next week.
If she responds "he's fine...", get up next to her still and say "Well i'm better."
Of course i'm not being serious. I have seen it done to girls that everyone already knew was single though heh.
Tweak155
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I decided i'm going to add a serious note to this, being funny is one of the number one things to do, as well as smell friggin teriffic because smell is the #1 thing someone remembers about another person.
I've been single for a long time but i've had women on and off...
They like to tell me they have a bf after we go out lol.
I've been single for a long time but i've had women on and off...
They like to tell me they have a bf after we go out lol.
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