Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
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