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Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Fondling rusty spoons?
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There is no spoon :laugh:
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I just bought new socks yesterday, and I am quite happy with the fact they they fit. :thumbsup:
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Aren't new socks fvcking incredibly comfortable!? Do you turn yours inside out so that the stupid little seam at the toe doesn't irritate your toes, too?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
1. you have to stop doing that.
2. i just cannot take it any more
3. i am leaving you

now i don't know about you but i would rather spend my time fvcking and risking than trying on a new pair of shoes.

holy hell man, you are becoming a lady.
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My ex had more than 70 pairs of shoes. No, I'm not becoming female. I would much rather break in a new pair of shoes than going through all the bullsh|t that is required to go through with a goddamn significant other.

Unless I do both so I can kick the shiot out of my goddamn significant other when I need to -but that would mean I'd have to go gay... hmm...
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Quite the dilemma there...

I was under the impression thet you had no SO though.
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Perverbial, potential, or future tense.
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Hey, you are young and free, i am old and free.

Shit happens, deal with it and move on, plenty of women out there. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Fondling rusty spoons?
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There is no spoon :laugh:
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I just bought new socks yesterday, and I am quite happy with the fact they they fit. :thumbsup:
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Aren't new socks fvcking incredibly comfortable!? Do you turn yours inside out so that the stupid little seam at the toe doesn't irritate your toes, too?
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Ehhhl.... i have said it before and i'll say it again, you are a strange man Nik.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Shit happens, deal with it and move on, plenty of women out there. 😉
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How many times do I have to tell you, Klixxer? I don't want "plenty of women." I just want you! 🙁
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caitlion called, she will... i promise she will!!!
 
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Damn Klixxer! Give that man what he needs!
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What does he need? A bit of selfasteem and a woman who screams?

Have you ANY idea how full of himself that would make him? DO YOU?

 
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Damn Klixxer! Give that man what he needs!
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What does he need? A bit of selfasteem and a woman who screams?

Have you ANY idea how full of himself that would make him? DO YOU?
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I used to have the latter. Now I don't, but I now have the former. I just CAN'T. FVCKING. WIN.

😛
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Damn Klixxer! Give that man what he needs!
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What does he need? A bit of selfasteem and a woman who screams?

Have you ANY idea how full of himself that would make him? DO YOU?
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I used to have the latter. Now I don't, but I now have the former. I just CAN'T. FVCKING. WIN.

😛
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The former gets ME the latter, keep hunting and be happy that you are single, enjoy it, it won't last.

Soon enough you will be stuck with a new lady, why? because that is the way the story goes.
 
Originally posted by: Klixxer
The former gets ME the latter, keep hunting and be happy that you are single, enjoy it, it won't last.

Soon enough you will be stuck with a new lady, why? because that is the way the story goes.
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I don't need the former in order to get me the latter, but I also don't need the latter to get me the former now either. I'm not happy single. I'm not happy to be alone. Whomever I end up with, I'm sure I'll be happy. Until then, inflatable goats it is!
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
The former gets ME the latter, keep hunting and be happy that you are single, enjoy it, it won't last.

Soon enough you will be stuck with a new lady, why? because that is the way the story goes.
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I don't need the former in order to get me the latter, but I also don't need the latter to get me the former now either. I'm not happy single. I'm not happy to be alone. Whomever I end up with, I'm sure I'll be happy. Until then, inflatable goats it is!
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You are a big man Nik!

Single life isn't bad, once you stop looking, as i said, enjoy it, it won't last.
 
Wow. Just wow.

I had such sarcastic comments...but I see many have been addressed already. 😕

Nik, I hope you and your shoes find true love. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: Klixxer
umm, that depends, what do you do with candles?
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Drip wax on my nipples while Fausto licks it off with an ice cube in his mouth?
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I once made a woman swallow a BIG ice cube because i jerked...

Not that that has anything to do with anything and no, the woman was not Fausto... 😛
 
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