i have been waiting 20 minutes in line at walmart...

SandEagle

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..to return women's underwear. :\

old lady picked up the wrong size. this feels sooo awkward. gah, fml.
 

lxskllr

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That's awesome! Play it up. Tell them your husband didn't like the color. Who cares what Walmart thinks of you? If Walmart approves of me, I'm probably on the wrong path in life :^D
 
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Did you ask her if she put on a few pounds or something?
Hah.

But seriously, women's clothing size are on crack. My housemate is skinny as fuck, and she's anywhere from a childs' medium to a womens' large depending on the brand, style, and type of clothing she's buying.

To be fair, it's not just womens' clothing - as a fatass with big shoulders, I run between a Large and a XXL depending on the brand and cut I'm wearing. Don't even get me started on what a 38" waist means to different tailors. But the gamut seems to be worse for womens' clothing.
 
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WT

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So did you also grab some pads while there to further lower your self esteem ??
 
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So did you also grab some pads while there to further lower your self esteem ??
Don't knock it - they're great for soaking up blood and the self-adhesive ones can be really useful for...

Oh shit, I've said too much.D:
 

Imp

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Low prices, they have everything under one roof, and you just feel "at home" -- either because you think you're better than everyone who shops there or they're at the same level.
 

WT

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Low prices, they have everything under one roof, and you just feel "at home" -- either because you think you're better than everyone who shops there or they're at the same level.

Hahaa, yea that's about right !! My sister-in-law, a much higher class woman than the typical Walmart shopper, goes there all the time. When we ask her why, she admits that she gets hit on almost every time because she has all of her teeth, and that appears to be a rarity at Walmart.
 

SandEagle

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It's strictly a comfort issues. Lace panties cradle his bag far better than boxer briefs. D:

tbh, women's underwear look and feel awesome. id totally rock them (no homo).
and to the fool who thinks shopping at walmart is a crime: get real. its not as bad as you want it to be. the ones i visit dont have the stereotypical folks you read about here
 

BUTCH1

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I don't understand why people even set foot in a walmart.

The good, A:, cheap prices on everything. B:, you can go there unshaven and wearing your yard-work clothing and fit right in. C:, stuff for a pizza and stuff for an oil change in one place.

The bad, A:, hope your not in a rush as there are rarely enough cashiers to handle the amount of people checking out. B:, assholes with a 300lb cart full of crap that somehow forgot something and have to go back into the store while everyone waits. C:, long walks to and from vehicle, it's wise to bring an empty cart with you in case there is none at the entrance.
 

ViperXX

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It's her underwear why isn't she returning them? Is someone a whipping boy to momma?
 

WT

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Interestingly enough, I spent 10 minutes in the drive-thru at Taco Bell for supper today, but it only took 9 minutes for me to vacate my bowels after eating their delicacies.

Shoulda known better .... but at least I did not have womens undergarments to deal with. French cut for teh winz !!
 

ch33zw1z

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you don't post this on AT, you complain to management and let them know after your return you won't return (unless you will, then stfu and eat it).