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i have been converted....

Gibson486

Lifer
My gf has been trying to convert me. She keeps giving me reminders about how its good and how I should not shy away from temptation. "Life would become so much easier if you just follow what I do", she says. I keep telling myself that i will not give in...all these years of schooling and looking for answers, I came to the conclusion that it just was not for me. All the hypocrits and the mixed messages and corruption have turned me away. Since then, I have held on to my beliefs. I am strong and firm......until this morning. After kissing my gf and saying good bye, I got into the car and was on my way to work. I saw the sun rise and then it happened....it was sign... at that point, my life changed. It was so unexpected... people looked in awe as the passed me as if they could not believe what they saw or hear. I stopped...looked at the radio...and turned the volume up. Everyone passing me just stared. My gf was right....I would be converted. I can't resist temptation. Lady Gaga has now infultrated my musical collection.
 
You should just kill yourself now.

It won't be too long before you realize the errors of your new-found ways and will come to the understanding that listening to Lady Gag-me is a sign of your mental disease...
 
Something similar happened to me with Mat Kearney when I inexplicably began singing one of his songs in the shower after months of hearing my fiancee play his songs.
 
I had a similar experience with Kanye West (mind you, his lyrics/style is mostly garbage, but I like the beats and some of his collaborations).
 
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Maybe Lady Gaga will tell you to go back to English class.

if she is the teacher, then why not.....

I heard she has 1/2 a dick, so toss in a 'cup-check' when you are working on complete sentences.

better than being a 1/2 a dick, which is better than being a whole dick.
 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
God she's weird looking. Not even white-trash ugly like Amy Whinehouse. She just looks like some sort of plastic doll...that used to be a man.

Agree
 
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