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I have a solution to a lot of boy/girl problems...

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StormRider

Diamond Member
What we need is a magic ring that glows brightly whenever someone of the opposite sex is attracted to you. Let me explain. Say, I'm wearing this magic ring and a girl enters the room. She sees me and is attracted to me -- therefore my ring will start glowing. The brighter the glow the more the girl is attracted to me.

This will solve all the anxiety caused by wondering if a girl/boy likes you -- which is really the root cause of much unhappiness in men and women.
 


<< What we need is a magic ring that glows brightly whenever someone of the opposite sex is attracted to you. Let me explain. Say, I'm wearing this magic ring and a girl enters the room. She sees me and is attracted to me -- therefore my ring will start glowing. The brighter the glow the more the girl is attracted to me.

This will solve all the anxiety caused by wondering if a girl/boy likes you -- which is really the root cause of much unhappiness in men and women. >>



What if more than two people in the room have glowing rings 😀
 


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<< What we need is a magic ring that glows brightly whenever someone of the opposite sex is attracted to you. Let me explain. Say, I'm wearing this magic ring and a girl enters the room. She sees me and is attracted to me -- therefore my ring will start glowing. The brighter the glow the more the girl is attracted to me.

This will solve all the anxiety caused by wondering if a girl/boy likes you -- which is really the root cause of much unhappiness in men and women. >>



What if more than two people in the room have glowing rings 😀 >>



Group Or....ahh nevermind
 
What about for gay people?

Yo dude you are starting to creep me out..stop making my ring glow before I wax yo ass...err, I mean just stop it..
 


<< This will solve all the anxiety caused by wondering if a girl/boy likes you -- which is really the root cause of much unhappiness in men and women. >>




It would also take away much of the fun, anticipation being 3/4 of any good journey 🙂
 
LOL, busted Stormrider. 😀




<< Why don't you just go up to the girl and start talking.

Sheesh.....some guys are so shy!

--Sarah >>

 
i just filed for a patent for a 'fake glowing ring'.

boy "hi"
girl "whatever"
boy waggles fake glowing ring
girl looks puzzled
boy "so..."
girl smiles


lol

I would rather a ring that glows whenever the my son just crapped his diaper so that i could change it before it leaks out.
 
it pretty obvious when a girl in the room likes you... for instanance, if your talking to a girl and she laughs at all your jokes no matter how dumb they are.. or she just sits there agreeing with everything you say... or starts commenting on how she likes your clothes, even though your dressed in rags... or when dancing.. she puts her arm around you and doesn't give any sign of backing out.... chances are she likes you.
 
I'd rather have an endless roll of toilet paper that never runs out when you need it most.

It would be more useful than a shiny ass ring that lets you know when some broad finds out that you have a 10" man root, a 12" toungue, and you can breathe through your ears.
 
Actually, I do. Which is how I can tell. If you can't read simple body language then you should try spending less time in front of your computer. 😛



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<< You can tell most of the time. Don't need a ring for that. >>



You don't get out much, do you? 😀 Women = complex * 10³ >>

 


<< You can tell most of the time. Don't need a ring for that. >>

This is true, but it takes some of us longer to figure this stuff out than others, some a lot longer. :disgust:

If I could go back to the age of 16, and know then what I know now...OMG! I think would probably have taken over the world by now...
 
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