I have a small problem...

Naer

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First of all apologies to atot staff for making a crap thread the other day

Well, my problem is I'm a glorified lazy bastard. I don't go places unless I have to. I don't do things unless I have to and have developed pride in that but I'll try to put more effort. Give it one last go. If I could do something that would get me on the move regularly from point a to point b, that would be great. Hate idle time outside. Feel vulnerable. I don't drive. Thought about getting a bike, but it probably won't happen soon. I just need a reason to stay out. As for a job, see thread about being unemployable

Also can't put down the cigs, gotta switch the vape, but I didn't like it the last time. Explain vape mods
 

Newell Steamer

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Fuck vaping - be a man, smoke cigars.

Here is what I've got in my humidor;
- H. Upmann Banker
- Diesel Hair of the Dog
- Diesel Wicked
- Man O War Phalanx
- Black Market Vandal
- Black Crown Sons Of Anarchy (Clubhouse Edition), sounds gimmicky, but it's an excellent smoke

Since you have plenty of time on your hands, a cigar will take about 2 hours to smoke. Smoke these suckers any quicker and you'll get sick.
 

Naer

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Stupid thread, what am I complaining about, I'm living the dream
 

Newell Steamer

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On the bike part - it will get cold in a few months.

I suggest getting one, no doubt, but you'll ride it until October until it gets too cold to bike.
 

Naer

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Fuck vaping - be a man, smoke cigars.

Here is what I've got in my humidor;
- H. Upmann Banker
- Diesel Hair of the Dog
- Diesel Wicked
- Man O War Phalanx
- Black Market Vandal
- Black Crown Sons Of Anarchy (Clubhouse Edition), sounds gimmicky, but it's an excellent smoke

Since you have plenty of time on your hands, a cigar will take about 2 hours to smoke. Smoke these suckers any quicker and you'll get sick.

Are the cigars you get online less costly than cigs I get at the store?
 

Newell Steamer

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Naer

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Newell Steamer

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How is the feeling of smoking a cigar versus a cig? I heard you don't inhale cigar smoke, so it wouldn't be the same feeling?

Correct, you do not inhale.

If you do, you will be in serious pain. Tobacco was never meant to be inhaled. Pipes and cigars take too long, so they created the cigarette to be quick and deliver the nicotine to your blood stream ASAP from your lungs.

As a cigarette smoker, you will probably inhale, but it will fee like you are sucking on a car's exhaust pipe,... and you will speed up the destruction of your lungs considerably.
 

lxskllr

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Snus is better

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Darwin333

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Well, my problem is I'm a glorified lazy bastard. I don't go places unless I have to. I don't do things unless I have to and have developed pride in that but I'll try to put more effort. Give it one last go. If I could do something that would get me on the move regularly from point a to point b, that would be great. Hate idle time outside. Feel vulnerable. I don't drive. Thought about getting a bike, but it probably won't happen soon. I just need a reason to stay out. As for a job, see thread about being unemployable

Been there before, it's all about inertia. Get a hobby, join a club, doesn't really matter but once you start get out and about you're much more likely to keep "rolling" if that makes any sense. It doesn't even have to be productive at first but it would be great if it eventually becomes productive.
Also can't put down the cigs, gotta switch the vape, but I didn't like it the last time. Explain vape mods

I have a Xpro M80 plus box mod and I love it, especially for the price (I paid $65) with a Kanger sub-ohm mini. If you like the direct lung hits it's awesome, if you prefer mouth to lung which was always my traditional method of smoking analog cigs, then sub-ohm might not be for you. Luckily they make 1.2ohm and 1.5ohm atomizers for the Kanger sub-ohm and even comes with a RDA if you want to get really fancy in the future.

Only complaint is the huge mouthpiece, just feels a bit odd but that's just my personal opinion.
 

smackababy

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Your vape modes are similar to how you take your terrible Starbucks coffee: the longer it takes to name them all, your douchebag level increases exponentially.
 

John Connor

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On the bike part - it will get cold in a few months.

I suggest getting one, no doubt, but you'll ride it until October until it gets too cold to bike.


Shit... I biked in a blizzard and on ice! They sell chains for your mountain bike too!
 
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John Connor

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Camel smoker here. Crush to be exact. I smoke cigars on occasion, especially on my walks. My fav was Hav a Tampa berry. They now went out of biz which sucks because nothing else comes close.
 

Naer

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On a different note, hearing about the Coolidge effect was too much real life