I have a secret admirer

[Exterous]

Someone left a bag of candy at my desk. No one else has a bag. So someone either likes me more than everyone else or is trying to kill me.

 

[purbeast0]

I bet he's yuge!

 

[shortylickens]

I vote kill.

 

[nakedfrog]

Is it a bag of gummy bears?

 

[lxskllr]

Is it a bag of gummy bears?

I like where this is going

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Is it a bag of gummy bears?

OP needs to record some before and after vids if they are.

 

[NesuD]

Might want to put a few samples through the mass spectrometer before you eat any. Can never be to careful.

 

[BurnItDwn]

By now you should have accumulated a "food tester." They are a subordinate who eats a bite of your food before you to ensure it has not been poisoned. You have one of these, nyyyes?

 

[monkeydelmagico]

By now you should have accumulated a "food tester." They are a subordinate who eats a bite of your food before you to ensure it has not been poisoned. You have one of these, nyyyes?

Is that why there is a candy dish on my boss desk? She is tricking me into eating death! I feel like such a fool.

 

[BD231]

Someone brought donald trump toilet paper to my job and got fired for doing so

 

[BurnItDwn]

Someone brought donald trump toilet paper to my job and got fired for doing so

wouldn't it be Donald Dump toilet paper?

 

[Exterous]

Is it a bag of gummy bears?

no - snack sized candy bars

By now you should have accumulated a "food tester." They are a subordinate who eats a bite of your food before you to ensure it has not been poisoned. You have one of these, nyyyes?

I've accumulated numerous food testers but they never seem to last too long. Everything looked factory sealed so I ate two. Might as well add a little excitement to life and if they managed that level of detail - more power to the victor.

And no - none of you vultures can have my stuff. Its all scheduled to be torched in the event of my untimely demise (One final surprise for my wife)