I have a secret admirer. (UPDATED 6/3/05!!!)

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Methinks someone is playing a joke on you!

 

[Landroval]

I think your wife is behind it

 

[Rage187]

My wife lives 3000 miles away.


This is beyond her ability even as a practical joke.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i just read the letter...

Could have been 'firmer' IMO, but I guess you didn't want to break it to him the 'hard' way. Actually, puns aside, it sort of reads like you are wishy washy on the possibility...which is at odds with how you post about it here.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Rage187

This thread is dripping with your insecurity. You and your secret admirer need to grow up, and quit acting like school children.

Just because you think your right doesn't make me wrong and vice versa.

You're handling this like a little kid. So is your "secret admirer." I'm not saying you're wrong, or that I'm right. I'm just saying you need to grow up.

So how would you handle it if the tables were turned, and you were in the hot seat? Except in your case, the admirer is a woman who does the same crap to you!!! What do you do?

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i just read the letter...

Could have been 'firmer' IMO, but I guess you didn't want to break it to him the 'hard' way. Actually, puns aside, it sort of reads like you are wishy washy on the possibility...which is at odds with how you post about it here.

I had a female coworker help me write it.

Asked her how she would want to be let down and she dictated.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Landroval
gve the shirt to one of your overweight co-workers and make him go to the gym

I like this idea!

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: sxr7171

Originally posted by: richardycc
I call shens, gay people might like the same sex, but they are stupid like this guy that would send gifts/packages to another member of the same sex without finding out if he is gay or not first.

Oh yeah they are. Every gay person I've met always has this "he's not gay because he's never met me" attitude. They just latch onto what they want and think that they are so charming that they will convert you to gaydom. They don't understand that even the most tolerant and accepting straight people are still revulsed by the concept of taking a dik.

that's just silly.

I think this is a practical joke, or alternatively, this guy has a few screws lose.

 

[conjur]

Start showering at home, that's for sure!

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i just read the letter...

Could have been 'firmer' IMO, but I guess you didn't want to break it to him the 'hard' way. Actually, puns aside, it sort of reads like you are wishy washy on the possibility...which is at odds with how you post about it here.

That's what I thought. Sort of sounded like he could be convinced. I would have included a line like, "I am very much heterosexual, and the thought of being in a physical relationship with another male is very unappealing to me. Sorry I can't help you out."

 

[aidanjm]

I do feel the OP should post a few pics of himself, so we can all judge for ourselves just how 'hot' he is. (with goatee and without, pls).

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Rage187
It might be that its morally repugnant, but hey that might just be me and a good portion of the world who think that.

Morally repugnant (a morally bad thing) or viscerally repugnant (a disgusting thing)? I can understand why you might be disgusted at the thought of having sex with another man (I am a bit disgusted at the thought of having sex with a woman).

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Rage187
It might be that its morally repugnant, but hey that might just be me and a good portion of the world who think that.

Morally repugnant (a morally bad thing) or viscerally repugnant (a disgusting thing)? I can understand why you might be sort of disgusted at the thought of having sex with another man (I am a bit disgusted at the thought of having sex with a woman).

Hmm....that's funny.


Women are disgusted at the thought of having sex with me.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: Rage187
It might be that its morally repugnant, but hey that might just be me and a good portion of the world who think that.

Morally repugnant (a morally bad thing) or viscerally repugnant (a disgusting thing)? I can understand why you might be sort of disgusted at the thought of having sex with another man (I am a bit disgusted at the thought of having sex with a woman).

Hmm....that's funny.


Women are disgusted at the thought of having sex with me.

maybe they don't get a chance to ever meet you (too much time in front of the computer)..?

 

[conjur]

heh...it was a joke.


No...really.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: conjur
heh...it was a joke.


No...really.

 

[aplefka]

Man, this thread is too great not to post in.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: conjur
Hmm....that's funny.

Women are disgusted at the thought of having sex with me.

Somehow that doesn't supprise me.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

This reminds me of psychomike's story from LA's KROQ morning program, where psychomike is the trainer, and he has a wife who's hot, but one of his students is onto him, and lets him drive around his porche and such.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: conjur
Hmm....that's funny.

Women are disgusted at the thought of having sex with me.

Somehow that doesn't supprise me.

Ruh-roh. That'll cost you 10 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers.

 

[KK]

Wear a goatse tshirt

 

[sxr7171]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i just read the letter...

Could have been 'firmer' IMO, but I guess you didn't want to break it to him the 'hard' way. Actually, puns aside, it sort of reads like you are wishy washy on the possibility...which is at odds with how you post about it here.

I had a female coworker help me write it.

Asked her how she would want to be let down and she dictated.

The problem with that is how someone would want to be let down and how you have to do it for it to work are completely different things. You cannot allow even the slightest possibility of hope.

 

[Preyhunter]

Update needed.

 

[squirrel dog]

hone the cone .

 

[Kelemvor]

You should get a "I like Chicks Not Dicks" shirt and wear it underneath the T-Shirt you got from the guy. Then when he comes up to you, take it off and give it back to him while having the other shirt underneath.

Priceless.