I have a problem =[

[FP]

Ok... I admit computers are cool. But for fuck's sake... It is 3 hours after the ops post and we already have a winner

iamwiz... you need to trademark that shit

 

[yhelothar]

AN HERO NAO!1!

 

[Mo0o]

shens shens shens shens

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: FP
Ok... I admit computers are cool. But for fuck's sake... It is 3 hours after the ops post and we already have a winner

iamwiz... you need to trademark that shit

Wow, google is fast!

 

[JJChicken]

Twista for elite!

 

[yh125d]

I don't sleep out, but I drive around sometimes for no reason

 

[FDF12389]

Ummm Seek help.

You can overcome social akwardness it just takes work.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Durbalanar
uhm is this a joke? I dont wanna seem rude, I am new here.
I will pray for you too. Thats not a joke, if your post isnt.

And yet you are. Brash, too. Mustangeoma cruelly affects literally one out of every three hundred and five million Americans. It is THE LEADING CAUSE of semen stains on Twista's car upholstery, and it has turned him into a gurgling, burbling idiot with a decidedly unattractive face.

Ok, it didn't turn him into a gargoyle piteously pleading for death to end his hideous and melancholy existence, but it hasn't helped him stop being that way, either.

The point is, you should immediately paypal me twenty bucks and I will graciously pretend you didn't commit this terrible faux pas in only your third post here.

And I will pray for you, too.

But first send the twenty.

 

[imported_Asianman]

Dude, No PC+Money=Friends, Friends*rate of friendship gained/ratio of male to female friends=GF
simple as that.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Durbalanar
uhm is this a joke? I dont wanna seem rude, I am new here.
I will pray for you too. Thats not a joke, if your post isnt.

And yet you are. Brash, too. Mustangeoma cruelly affects literally one out of every three hundred and five million Americans. It is THE LEADING CAUSE of semen stains on Twista's car upholstery, and it has turned him into a gurgling, burbling idiot with a decidedly unattractive face.

Ok, it didn't turn him into a gargoyle piteously pleading for death to end his hideous and melancholy existence, but it hasn't helped him stop being that way, either.

The point is, you should immediately paypal me twenty bucks and I will graciously pretend you didn't commit this terrible faux pas in only your third post here.

And I will pray for you, too.

But first send the twenty.

Hey, no making money schemes in my thread. :|

 

[finite automaton]

My sarcasm meter fails me, so I will err on the side of caution.

Why would your parents care whether or not you have friends? They might actually be able to help you find some. Instead of sleeping in a parking lot, which can't be very comfortable, spend an hour or two at a bar every night. Or a bowling alley. Or something. If you can't afford it, sell your car and buy something that is more economical. Or, any money that you currently spend frivolously, save and use it towards some outings. Going out by yourself really is not that bad, and is the only way you will meet new people.

 

[Mrvile]

hi twista

 

[TallBill]

I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

 

[lifeobry]

0/10 - too obvious

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Durbalanar
uhm is this a joke? I dont wanna seem rude, I am new here.
I will pray for you too. Thats not a joke, if your post isnt.

And yet you are. Brash, too. Mustangeoma cruelly affects literally one out of every three hundred and five million Americans. It is THE LEADING CAUSE of semen stains on Twista's car upholstery, and it has turned him into a gurgling, burbling idiot with a decidedly unattractive face.

Ok, it didn't turn him into a gargoyle piteously pleading for death to end his hideous and melancholy existence, but it hasn't helped him stop being that way, either.

The point is, you should immediately paypal me twenty bucks and I will graciously pretend you didn't commit this terrible faux pas in only your third post here.

And I will pray for you, too.

But first send the twenty.

Hey, no making money schemes in my thread. :|

Since it's your thread, 60-40 seems fair to me.

 

[pontifex]

Again the interwebs reassures me that there are bigger losers out there than myself.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's ok, just be sure you remember to turn off your car when you sleep. Don't want to be polluting the environment now.

 

[pcslookout]

Originally posted by: TallBill
I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

There scared.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: pcslookout

Originally posted by: TallBill
I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

There scared.

of? OP driving to their houses and raping them?

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pcslookout

Originally posted by: TallBill
I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

There scared.

of? OP driving to their houses and raping them?

...

Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: coldmeat

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: pcslookout

Originally posted by: TallBill
I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

There scared.

of? OP driving to their houses and raping them?

...

Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

waiting in anticipation?

 

[TridenT]

lock this shit alreaedy bsobel or soemthin

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: pcslookout

Originally posted by: TallBill
I hope that this is real and you really are that pathetic. Why is everyone treading so lightly in this thread?

There scared.

Of poor grammar?

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

Go back to 4chan

 

[Modular]

Hiiiieeee!