I have a *problem*

[Kilgor]

I have this friend who keeps poking me in the eyeball with a pencil. I mean really don?t like getting poked in the eye but he is my friend and I don?t want to upset him. I even had a fake IM conversation with his girlfriend to see if she was cheating and rubbed lotion on his butt and he poked me in the eye again. I?m just so confused and upset I?ve been pooping water and not sleeping well because of my alarm clock.

What should I do?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Jab yourself in the face with a knife for posting lame threads.

 

[conjur]

Buy him a nicer car.

 

[Hammer]

off yourself.

 

[damiano]

kill yourself

 

[h8red]

watch some 3 stooges episodes. I believe that one of them had a defense for being poked in the eyes. Is your kung fu strong?:Q

 

[Argo]

Originally posted by: Hammer
off yourself.

whack off yourself

 

[Luagsch]

rip your eyes out. ->event horizon

 

[SagaLore]

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
I have this friend who keeps poking me in the eyeball with a pencil. I mean really don?t like getting poked in the eye but he is my friend and I don?t want to upset him. I even had a fake IM conversation with his girlfriend to see if she was cheating and rubbed lotion on his butt and he poked me in the eye again. I?m just so confused and upset I?ve been pooping water and not sleeping well because of my alarm clock.

What should I do?

youve been pooping water?

Dude, kill yourself...

 

Originally posted by: damiano
kill yourself

 

[Eli]

Bwhahahahaah!!!!

8/10.

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Not bad as far as lame parody threads go.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: Luagsch
rip your eyes out. ->event horizon

fvcking quality film that

 

[samgau]

GI problems because of your friend.... Dude, you gotta tell him....

 

[CraigRT]

all your eyes are belong to us!

 

[Spooner]

I like pie.

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: Spooner
I like pie.

So do I

 

[IGBT]

Get sum safty glasses...

 

[Kalvin00]

Grab the pencil and st@b him right in the throat.

 

[Schadenfroh]

take a sword and get mideival on his butt

 

[dighn]

the best part about these threads are the replies!