I have a paper due at 8:30AM

[EyeMWing]

I went to open Word and opened Notepad instead :thumbsup:

 

[Aquaman]

what's the paper about?

Cheers.
Aquaman

 

[quakefiend420]

get to work, slacker!

 

[imported_Mike]

You have 4 hours...GO

how many pages?

 

[tweakmm]

As a veteran slacker, I will re-enforce the idea that posting about the work on an online message board is much preferable to actually doing it.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
You have 4 hours...GO

how many pages?

No, it's 6:52

And how many pages? As many as I can write in the next... 10 minutes

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
what's the paper about?

Cheers.
Aquaman

ah heck if I know. The prof is from zimbabwe and barely knows english - this is and english course that deals with writing narratives. So I'm writing a narrative.

 

[imported_Mike]

Well, its only 4am over here. Why do you only have 10 minutes?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Well, its only 4am over here. Why do you only have 10 minutes?

Because I have to drive 30 miles to get to class, and then hunt down a laser printer (I'm out of paper)

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Well, its only 4am over here. Why do you only have 10 minutes?

Because I have to drive 30 miles to get to class, and then hunt down a laser printer (I'm out of paper)

That will take 1 1/2 hours?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Well, its only 4am over here. Why do you only have 10 minutes?

Because I have to drive 30 miles to get to class, and then hunt down a laser printer (I'm out of paper)

That will take 1 1/2 hours?

Oh, did I mention I also have to do a reading for another class in that time period?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Well, its only 4am over here. Why do you only have 10 minutes?

Because I have to drive 30 miles to get to class, and then hunt down a laser printer (I'm out of paper)

That will take 1 1/2 hours?

Oh, did I mention I also have to do a reading for another class in that time period?

and you are still posting on ATOT?

I'm glad that when I was in school....

1) I did not procrastinate
2) ATOT did not exist (or at least I didn't know about it)

 

[DAGTA]

"I ain't started it yet"

Great focus on grammar before writing a paper!

 

[Anubis]

you suck at the college

 

[Bassyhead]

Originally posted by: Anubis
you suck at the college

 

[LookingGlass]

Yet, he posts here, and realizes
1. He's out of paper.
2. How far he has to drive.
3. Discusses lack of understanding from his teacher.
4. Oh realizes more work from another class.
5. Time constraints...........*edit* so sorry.
If he'd only realize if he put this much effort in college, as he does his posting, he'd have it made.

 

[AdamSnow]

I think it would be funny if you failed...

 

[casper114]

what a dumba$$

 

[gigapet]

this is when yyou skip class and get a doctors note.

 

[akubi]

1. increase font size
2. "double space"
3. "1 inch" margins

 

[Accipiter22]

write a narrative about slacking on this paper

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Yet, he posts here, and realizes
1. He's out of paper.
2. How far he has to drive.
3. Discusses lack of understanding from his teacher.
4. Oh realizes more work from another class.
5. Time constraints...........*edit* so sorry.
If he'd only realize if he put this much effort in college, as he does his posting, he'd have it made.

Had no problem making Lifer on Anandtech forums in two years but he can't get a paper done in college in time... hmmm.... seems like something needs to be reduced and something else increased.

 

[Winchester]

Dont forget Courier New

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Yet, he posts here, and realizes
1. He's out of paper.
2. How far he has to drive.
3. Discusses lack of understanding from his teacher.
4. Oh realizes more work from another class.
5. Time constraints...........*edit* so sorry.
If he'd only realize if he put this much effort in college, as he does his posting, he'd have it made.

Had no problem making Lifer on Anandtech forums in two years but he can't get a paper done in college in time... hmmm.... seems like something needs to be reduced and something else increased.

I had no problems getting it done. No problems at all. That's the beauty of a class where your "papers" are fiction. Did the reading for the other class while I was sitting in traffic. Arrived just in time for class - slipped in the door behind the professor and was seated before he turned around to take roll. I am the ninja master of procrastination.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Yet, he posts here, and realizes
1. He's out of paper.
2. How far he has to drive.
3. Discusses lack of understanding from his teacher.
4. Oh realizes more work from another class.
5. Time constraints...........*edit* so sorry.
If he'd only realize if he put this much effort in college, as he does his posting, he'd have it made.

Posting is negative effort - at least for me.