I have a confession...

[dartworth]

RossMAN...I've tried, but I can't quit you...

 

[RossMAN]

Repost?

 

[DainBramaged]

I can't quit you babe
Woman I think I'm gonna put you down for a little while
I can't quit you babe
I... think I'm gonna put you down for a while
I said you messed up my happy home
Made me mistreat my only child

You built my hopes so high
Baby then you let me down so low
You built my hopes so high then ya let me down... so low
Don'tcha realize sweet baby?
Woman I don't know... which way to go

Woman I can't quit you babe
I think I'm gonna put you down for a while

 

[JEDIYoda]

The force is strong in this one...

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Repost?

:brokenheart:

 

[dartworth]

I was touching myself and thought I'd could really use a coupon for some tissue..any help

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: dartworth
I was touching myself and thought I'd could really use a coupon for some tissue..any help

printer paper FTW?

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: dartworth
I was touching myself and thought I'd could really use a coupon for some tissue..any help

printer paper FTW?

ow

 

[WildHorse]

You've gotta Put Down the Rossman If You Wanna Play The Saxaphone

Ernie: Excuse me, Mr. Hoots
I hate to bug a busy bird
But I want to learn the sax
And I need a helpful word
I always get a silly squeak
When I play the blues

Hoots: Ernie, keep your cool
I'll teach ya how to blow the sax
I think I dig your problem
It's rubber, and it quacks
You'll never find the skill you seek
Till you pay your dues

You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Yeah, you gotta leave the Ross alone
You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You didn't hear a word I said
You gotta get it through your head
Don't be a stubborn cluck
Ernie, lay aside the Ross!
I've learned a thing or two
From years of playing in a band
It's hard to play a saxophone
With something in your hand
To be a fine musician
You're gonna have to face the facts

Though you're blessed with flying fingers
When you wanna wail, you're stuck
What good are flying fingers
If they're wrapped around a Ross?
Change the toy's position

If you wanna ace the sax!

You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Yeah, you gotta leave the duck alone
You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
If you wanna play the saxophone!

Don't have to put it on a train
Don't have to wash it down the drain
Don't have to lock it in a drawer
Don't have to shove it out the door
Don't have to stuff it in your pocket
Or send it flyin' in a rocket!
Don't have to get it out of town!
Ernie, put the quacker down!

You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Yeah, you gotta leave the Ross alone
You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
If you wanna play the saxophone!

You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Yeah, you gotta leave the Ross alone
You gotta put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
Put down the Rossman
If you wanna play the saxophone!

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Xylitol

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: dartworth
I was touching myself and thought I'd could really use a coupon for some tissue..any help

printer paper FTW?

ow

Here's our actual Skype conversation:

[12:01:51 AM] dartworth says: I was touching myself and thought I'd could really use a coupon for some tissue..any help
[12:02:52 AM] RossMAN says: As a matter of fact, I think I have a $0.75 off Kleenex mfg coupon. Still interested?
[12:03:02 AM] dartworth says:
[12:03:52 AM] RossMAN says: I don't joke about coupons, if you want it I'll mail it tomorrow. But I'm gonna guess you were just kidding

 

[dartworth]

why do you have to put our business on the street...

 

[Rogodin2]

Dartworth is a strange wand-I'd have guessed that he couldn't pay for his own tissues.



Rogo

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
Dartworth is a strange wand-I'd have guessed that he couldn't pay for his own tissues.



Rogo

Rogo...you would like to see my magic wand wouldn't you...

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: dartworth
Rogo...you would like to see my magic wand wouldn't you...

:camera: :lips: :wine:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: dartworth
Rogo...you would like to see my magic wand wouldn't you...

:camera: :lips: :wine:

Would you send me the pics when you're done with them? kthanxbye

 

[DainBramaged]

This thread makes me feel jealous and unloved.

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: dartworth
Rogo...you would like to see my magic wand wouldn't you...

:camera: :lips: :wine:

Would you send me the pics when you're done with them? kthanxbye

I hope you have a widescreen...

 

[Rogodin2]

I hope you have a widescreen...

I've a great penis, you do not. A different aspect ratio will only distort, lad.

Rogo

 

[DainBramaged]

Rogo and dartworth, are you the two newest members of GayTOT? If so, I welcome you on behalf of Platypus.

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2

I hope you have a widescreen...

I've a great penis, you do not. A different aspect ratio will only distort, lad.

Rogo

pics?

 

[aplefka]

RossMAN is a boss, there's no way around it.

 

[Rogodin2]

Boshe Moi Tvaya Maat.

if you want to get personal take it to my inbox fartmouth.

I don't think that fartmouth is gay. I may possibly be gay, but such a crass comment is a poor reflection of a marine.

rogo

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Rogo and dartworth, are you the two newest members of GayTOT? If so, I welcome you on behalf of Platypus.

GayTOT.com doesn't resolve to anything...

 

[Rogodin2]

RossMAN is a derridian sycophant, there's no way around it.

I have roughly 1.4 megawatts of respect for a sycophant.

Rogo