I have $1000. What do I buy?

[TridenT]

Invest in your future.

Donate it to the government to reduce the public debt.

I'll let the rich do that first.

 

[eldorado99]

$1000 in unsalted pretzels.

 

[HAL9000]

$1000 in unsalted pretzels.

NO! Make it $980 in unsalted pretzels then $20 in salted pretzels, variety is the spice of life people!

 

[TridenT]

:| no pretzelz

 

[Modular]

I read all 7 pages. Ugh.

 

[IronWing]

Breast implant, just one. Conversation piece.

 

[masterxfob]

Breast implant, just one. Conversation piece.

awesome :thumbsup:

 

[WelshBloke]

How much self respect can you get for $1k now?

Failing that, a crap ton of LSD

 

[MustangSVT]

hmmm he juuuuuuuuuuust might be an attention whore 😀

just a crazy wild hunch.

 

[Brigandier]

If I had 1k right this second I'd probably hit up some sale I saw in the paper where you get a Sony HDTV and a PS3 for like $750 bucks.

 

[schneiderguy]

I read all 7 pages. Ugh.

Cool people have their ATOT set to display 100 posts/page. I guess you aren't one of the cool people.

 

[TridenT]

Cool people have their ATOT set to display 100 posts/page. I guess you aren't one of the cool people.

I've had it this way for years now.

 

[TridenT]

Current considerations:

A) DSLR Camera. Maybe a Canon T2i? How much would a decent lens be though?
B) Laptop computer. Not sure what one. Something with portability but not super slow. Thinking of maybe putting an SSD in it.
C) Desktop upgrades. (Iffy, really iffy. It's just not a good time to do such)
D) Caulk. Lots of caulk. Fill up all those holes.

IDK WHAT ELSE I WANT. I mean, there are other things, but they're so out of budget it seems. :/

I should probably just get a very durable and portable laptop with an SSD/aftermarket-ssd.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

D) Caulk. Lots of caulk. Fill up all those holes.

You could probably get that free. :hmm:

 

[hobojon]

buy a house.

 

[TridenT]

Recommendations on laptops?

 

[SolidSnake42]

Lots of hookers.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Recommendations on laptops?

HP Envy.

 

[HAL9000]

Recommendations on laptops?

MacBook, MacBook Air, MacBook Pro...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

personality

I have one. It's amazing. No need to buy another.

Shens.

a penis?

Got one of those already. Overrated.

A fleshlight so you can use your penis then?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

don't you have fucking school to pay for?

Nope... isn't that what the gubberment is doing?

 

[herm0016]

an ounce of gold

 

[MDE]

Help me pay off my car\student loans\save down payment on a house.

 

[eldorado99]

$1000 in used socks.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

And this.

p.s. ftfy

lol you didn't do a good job of fixing it :biggrin: