I hate wOrk rant!

[leftyman]

i dont need three bosses, its not my fault you three do not communicate, so do i really need to give each of you the same information over and over again.

i work 10-11 hrs a day do not ask me for more.

i dont like when all three of you go to lunch for 2 1/2 hrs than come back and tell me how your meal sucked. i eat at my desk.

do not call me at home for information that i gave you earlier.

please boss, do not complain to me how hard your job is, i really dont care. if its so hard please switch with me.

when things are going badly please dont run down to me and ask me "what can you do to fix this" that is a question i should be asking you.

plus i have other reasons to dislike wOrk

 

[Rogue]

I predict I'm going to play a large amount of Dungeon Siege II at work today.

 

[quakefiend420]

sounds like you work in a real life version of "Office Space"

my condolences

 

[Blieb]

Hey it sounds like we're co-workers!

 

[Blazin Trav]

Originally posted by: leftyman
i dont need three bosses, its not my fault you three do not communicate, so do i really need to give each of you the same information over and over again.

i work 10-11 hrs a day do not ask me for more.

i dont like when all three of you go to lunch for 2 1/2 hrs than come back and tell me how your meal sucked. i eat at my desk.

do not call me at home for information that i gave you earlier.

please boss, do not complain to me how hard your job is, i really dont care. if its so hard please switch with me.

when things are going badly please dont run down to me and ask me "what can you do to fix this" that is a question i should be asking you.

plus i have other reasons to dislike wOrk

Perhaps a cold one is in order?

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Rogue
I predict I'm going to play a large amount of Dungeon Siege II at work today.

Where the heck do you work?

I'd love to get paid playing video games at work.

 

[imported_Mike]

be your own boss

 

[MisterJackson]

Why is that all workplaces no matter how small (say two employees) always have that one idiot who always makes life harder for the rest of us.

I can understand why there's violence in the workplace. I don't condone it, nor would I take part in it, but I understand it.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why is that all workplaces no matter how small (say two employees) always have that one idiot who always makes life harder for the rest of us.

I can understand why there's violence in the workplace. I don't condone it, nor would I take part in it, but I understand it.

"I'm not sayin' he should have killed her, but I understand"

Chris Rock referring to OJ Simpson.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why is that all workplaces no matter how small (say two employees) always have that one idiot who always makes life harder for the rest of us.

I can understand why there's violence in the workplace. I don't condone it, nor would I take part in it, but I understand it.

"I'm not sayin' he should have killed her, but I understand"

Chris Rock referring to OJ Simpson.

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that!

"Sometimes you just gotta shake the sh1t out of em!!"

 

[woowoo]

Just go home.
They won't notice

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: leftyman
i dont need three bosses, its not my fault you three do not communicate, so do i really need to give each of you the same information over and over again.

i work 10-11 hrs a day do not ask me for more.

i dont like when all three of you go to lunch for 2 1/2 hrs than come back and tell me how your meal sucked. i eat at my desk.

do not call me at home for information that i gave you earlier.

please boss, do not complain to me how hard your job is, i really dont care. if its so hard please switch with me.

when things are going badly please dont run down to me and ask me "what can you do to fix this" that is a question i should be asking you.

plus i have other reasons to dislike wOrk

did you forget to put the coversheet on your TPS report too?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: leftyman
i work 10-11 hrs a day do not ask me for more.

:evil:
I call shens. You may be in the office 10-11 hours, but yesterday you spent at least 4 of that neffing.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why is that all workplaces no matter how small (say two employees) always have that one idiot who always makes life harder for the rest of us.

I can understand why there's violence in the workplace. I don't condone it, nor would I take part in it, but I understand it.

"I'm not sayin' he should have killed her, but I understand"

Chris Rock referring to OJ Simpson.

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that!

"Sometimes you just gotta shake the sh1t out of em!!"

Hahahaha. Someone here is bound to pick up on Chris Rock references. He's a legend.

 

[gigapet]

Choose one:

A) find a new job
B) work for self
C) stfu and stop whining
D) funnel rat poison

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Why is that all workplaces no matter how small (say two employees) always have that one idiot who always makes life harder for the rest of us.

I can understand why there's violence in the workplace. I don't condone it, nor would I take part in it, but I understand it.

"I'm not sayin' he should have killed her, but I understand"

Chris Rock referring to OJ Simpson.

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that!

"Sometimes you just gotta shake the sh1t out of em!!"

Hahahaha. Someone here is bound to pick up on Chris Rock references. He's a legend.

"You're gonna sit ther and eat your food. We'll talk about this when we get home!"

Once of my favorite skits he did

 

[casper114]

Sounds like you need to start turning in your resume elsewhere

 

[Britboy]

Originally posted by: Blieb
Hey it sounds like we're co-workers!

That's what I was thinking!

 

[mitmot]

it sounds like someone is missing their red swingline...

 

[bonkers325]

hate working? sue your boss!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I think I'm gonna leave at noon

 

[alkemyst]

work on friday I am on my 6th beer!

:beer:Å:beer:

 

[PianoGirl]

My husband describes his job in the exact same way. He dreams of doing anything else but programming. Anyone else here feel the same?

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: PianoGirl
My husband describes his job in the exact same way. He dreams of doing anything else but programming. Anyone else here feel the same?

A GIRL!!!

OMGHI2U! PICS!!!!

 

[Tiamat]

try this:

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: