i hate windows

[Wadded Beef]

i haev norton antivirus running 24/7 for maximum stableness and bonzi buddy and kazaa and gator for enhanced functionality and it restart about once an hour, i thoght windows was suposed to be a good multy tasker? i have 128kb of ram, just like microsoft says i should. all my programs take up 2gb of ram but its ok since i have a 3gb page file on my 4mb quantum fireball hard drive. i have a pentium processor, so that cant be the problem since they are high performance beasts. why will it restart always?/

this bad man did invent the windows

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[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
i have bonzi buddy and kazaa and gator and norton antivirus running 24/7 and it restarts about once an hour, i thoght windows was suposed to be a good multy tasker? i have 128kb of ram, just like microsoft says i should. all my programs take up 2gb of ram but its ok since i have a 3gb page file on my 4mb quantum fireball hard drive. i have a pentium processor, so that cant be teh problem since tey are high performance beasts. why will it restart always?/

you have all this running with that config? IS YOU CRAZY!?!?

forget the random reboots, i'm surprised it even runs!! j/k.

with your config, i would definitely consider an alternative antivirus prg... kazaa imho is compromised at best, i wouldn't even install it. there are safer alternatives if you must use p2p. also you have an outdated config and an old HD... not sure what else to say! is your post for real?

 

[blodhi74]

Beef .... STFU and go back to ATOT

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
i have bonzi buddy and kazaa and gator and norton antivirus running 24/7 and it restarts about once an hour, i thoght windows was suposed to be a good multy tasker? i have 128kb of ram, just like microsoft says i should. all my programs take up 2gb of ram but its ok since i have a 3gb page file on my 4mb quantum fireball hard drive. i have a pentium processor, so that cant be teh problem since tey are high performance beasts. why will it restart always?/

you have all this running with that config? IS YOU CRAZY!?!?

forget the random reboots, i'm surprised it even runs!! j/k.

with your config, i would definitely consider an alternative antivirus prg... kazaa imho is compromised at best, i wouldn't even install it. there are safer alternatives if you must use p2p. also you have an outdated config and an old HD... not sure what else to say! is your post for real?

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[Wadded Beef]

excuse me but i am just trying to maximise the quickness of the computer fixing so as to maek me maximum happiness

 

[RelaxTheMind]

format c:

then cut the wires coming out of your modem.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
format c:

then cut the wires coming out of your modem.

:thumbsup:

 

[ShadowBlade]

Originally posted by: RelaxTheMind
format c:

then cut the wires coming out of your modem.

 

[ShadowBlade]

where do you get 128 kilobits of ram? also 4 megabit hard drives, and the rest of your stuff you have labeled in bits?

 

[Wadded Beef]

Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
where do you get 128 kilobits of ram? also 4 megabit hard drives, and the rest of your stuff you have labeled in bits?

excuse me i think i know what im talking about, i did work in sales at compusa for 2 weeks

 

[MisterChief]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef

Originally posted by: ShadowBlade
where do you get 128 kilobits of ram? also 4 megabit hard drives, and the rest of your stuff you have labeled in bits?

excuse me i think i know what im talking about, i did work in sales at compusa for 2 weeks

OMFG, the people at CompUSA must be extremely stupid...

 

[Wadded Beef]

i tried the "magnet trick" where you put a few magnets on your hard drive and it will keep windows from crashing. now windows won't boot up at all! man windows is so crappy!

 

[MisterChief]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
i tried the "magnet trick" where you put a few magnets on your hard drive and it will keep windows from crashing. now windows won't boot up at all! man windows is so crappy!

OK, You are f.u.c.k.i.n.g STUPID. Hard drives store data magnetically. You just destroyed every last bit of information on your drive. I guess you do deserve it... your some asshole troll, aren't you? No human could be as stupid as you.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: MisterChief

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
i tried the "magnet trick" where you put a few magnets on your hard drive and it will keep windows from crashing. now windows won't boot up at all! man windows is so crappy!

OK, You are f.u.c.k.i.n.g STUPID. Hard drives store data magnetically. You just destroyed every last bit of information on your drive. I guess you do deserve it... your some asshole troll, aren't you? No human could be as stupid as you.

Ok do NOT ENCOURAGE HIM!!!

 

[Wadded Beef]

Originally posted by: MisterChief

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
i tried the "magnet trick" where you put a few magnets on your hard drive and it will keep windows from crashing. now windows won't boot up at all! man windows is so crappy!

OK, You are f.u.c.k.i.n.g STUPID. Hard drives store data magnetically. You just destroyed every last bit of information on your drive. I guess you do deserve it... your some asshole troll, aren't you? No human could be as stupid as you.

no u idiot hard drives store data optically, i know because i run my hard drive with the cover off and the disks that spin are very shiny

 

[stevty2889]

Can we get a big giant lock on this and incinerate the key?

 

[Wadded Beef]

not until somebody fixes my problem! i'm offering a 7 cent bounty to anyone who can solve my computer problem. i will pay with check or money order, or i can hook you up with some bonzi buddy software

 

[meltdown75]

- toss the computer out the window
- stay away from computers, you're too dumb to use them
- keep the parody posts in OT, people that actually *need technical support* post here