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EyeMWing

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<whiney voice> " I can't believe you lately. all you do is sit around, shirtless, drinking beer, on that damned computer. what the fvck. fvck you, i'm going to <insert friend from work's name here>'s house tonight."</whiney voice>

Yes, folks, it's that time of the month. And of course all I do is sit around, shirtless, drinking beer, on the damned computer. It's 90000 degrees outside 24/7, and our A/C is broken.

*sigh*

Oh, and the worst thing? She took MY car, because hers has a dead battery. Grr.
 
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eldorado99

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I'm sitting around shirtless on the computer drinking wine... I wonder what that means.
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?
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Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.
 
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?
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Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.
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so how do you know if it is a guy or a girl?
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: binister
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?
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Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.
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so how do you know if it is a guy or a girl?
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trust, and highly tuned perception (in other words, I walk through the store every few days at different times of day, scoping out everyone's nametag)
 
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SSP

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Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: SSP
Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>
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I find it's best that ATOT stays out of my more sensitive moments. Learned about that the hard way. You guys only get the mundane psuedodrama, like this - the real sh!t remains hidden.
 
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: SSP
Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>
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I find it's best that ATOT stays out of my more sensitive moments. Learned about that the hard way. You guys only get the mundane psuedodrama, like this - the real sh!t remains hidden.
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That's a start...
 
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FrustratedUser

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Um yeah, I sit here shirtless after a few beer and I jut saw your thread........ never mind. Got back from a birthday party and the hostes (GF of birthday boy) got pissed at BF because of a drinking game.... um WTF. I'm drunk anyway... bye!
 
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EyeMWing

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And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!
 
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!
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OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.
 
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EyeMWing

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Actually, more like Dan and I were singing, and everyone else was doing backup.

But heh. Yes, she was in that pic.
 
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hjo3

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She sounds really petty, dump her.

That's the main reason why I do guys -- I hate putting up with that kind of moody woman sh1t.
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!
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OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.
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It's 2AM. Shouldn't your whiney ass be in bed?
 
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Originally posted by: hjo3
She sounds really petty, dump her.

That's the main reason why I do guys -- I hate putting up with that kind of moody woman sh1t.
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She's hot, he's like 5 times her size (she's small), I don't think he will dump her, lol.
 
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tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.
 
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EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: eits
tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.
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I don't know if you're familiar with York, Pennsylvania, but the best eats we have around here are cheap buffets, and walking on any main street will get you run over by a car (or shot at)

Trust me, this is all well under control and not at all unexpected. After all, even Outlook knows what this week is...

Pictar

And as a side note, as you can see, I am QUITE FOND of lunchtime meetings - and having them all comp'd.
 
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Chrono

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!
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OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.
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It's 2AM. Shouldn't your whiney ass be in bed?
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Are you talking about yourself?
 
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montanafan

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: eits
tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.
Click to expand...

I don't know if you're familiar with York, Pennsylvania, but the best eats we have around here are cheap buffets, and walking on any main street will get you run over by a car (or shot at)

Trust me, this is all well under control and not at all unexpected. After all, even Outlook knows what this week is...

Pictar

And as a side note, as you can see, I am QUITE FOND of lunchtime meetings - and having them all comp'd.
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LOL at the "Danger Zone". I've never seen a guy make a notation like that on his calendar before. :D




 
Raduque

Raduque

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Hahaha, the calander pic is great. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Oh, and the worst thing? She took MY car, because hers has a dead battery. Grr.
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Report it stolen. Getting pulled over by a cop for grand theft auto always makes a girls night ;)
 
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