I hate sleeping alone.

[EyeMWing]

<whiney voice> " I can't believe you lately. all you do is sit around, shirtless, drinking beer, on that damned computer. what the fvck. fvck you, i'm going to <insert friend from work's name here>'s house tonight."</whiney voice>

Yes, folks, it's that time of the month. And of course all I do is sit around, shirtless, drinking beer, on the damned computer. It's 90000 degrees outside 24/7, and our A/C is broken.

*sigh*

Oh, and the worst thing? She took MY car, because hers has a dead battery. Grr.

 

[FP]

friend's name is matthew?

 

[eldorado99]

I'm sitting around shirtless on the computer drinking wine... I wonder what that means.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?

Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.

 

[FP]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?

Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.

so how do you know if it is a guy or a girl?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: binister

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: binister
friend's name is matthew?

Nah. One of those asian names that sounds like the result of throwing a set of cookware down the staircase.

so how do you know if it is a guy or a girl?

trust, and highly tuned perception (in other words, I walk through the store every few days at different times of day, scoping out everyone's nametag)

 

[SSP]

Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: SSP
Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>

I find it's best that ATOT stays out of my more sensitive moments. Learned about that the hard way. You guys only get the mundane psuedodrama, like this - the real sh!t remains hidden.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: SSP
Promise us now, that you won't start a YAGT when shes sleeping with <...cling?clang?..>

I find it's best that ATOT stays out of my more sensitive moments. Learned about that the hard way. You guys only get the mundane psuedodrama, like this - the real sh!t remains hidden.

That's a start...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Um yeah, I sit here shirtless after a few beer and I jut saw your thread........ never mind. Got back from a birthday party and the hostes (GF of birthday boy) got pissed at BF because of a drinking game.... um WTF. I'm drunk anyway... bye!

 

[Powermoloch]

Get the hell away from ATOT then :evil:

get yer' woman back !!!

 

[EyeMWing]

And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!

 

[Xyclone]

You're the guy with the hawt gf who was singing something in the newspaper, right? 😛

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!

OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.

 

[EyeMWing]

Actually, more like Dan and I were singing, and everyone else was doing backup.

But heh. Yes, she was in that pic.

 

[hjo3]

She sounds really petty, dump her.

That's the main reason why I do guys -- I hate putting up with that kind of moody woman sh1t.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!

OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.

It's 2AM. Shouldn't your whiney ass be in bed?

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: hjo3
She sounds really petty, dump her.

That's the main reason why I do guys -- I hate putting up with that kind of moody woman sh1t.

She's hot, he's like 5 times her size (she's small), I don't think he will dump her, lol.

 

[eits]

tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: eits
tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.

I don't know if you're familiar with York, Pennsylvania, but the best eats we have around here are cheap buffets, and walking on any main street will get you run over by a car (or shot at)

Trust me, this is all well under control and not at all unexpected. After all, even Outlook knows what this week is...

Pictar

And as a side note, as you can see, I am QUITE FOND of lunchtime meetings - and having them all comp'd.

 

[Chrono]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
And guess what. I get to do it again tonight :beer:

Apparently, she took great offense to my using her car without her permission.

Whatthefvck, YOU TOOK MINE B!TCH!

OMG...I forgot to remind you to update Xanga!! Don't forget.

It's 2AM. Shouldn't your whiney ass be in bed?

Are you talking about yourself?

 

[montanafan]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: eits
tomorrow, take her out to a nice restaurant and go for a walk on main street or something... if you come across a mexican selling flowers or a vender or something, buy her a flower. then, have teh make-up sechs.

I don't know if you're familiar with York, Pennsylvania, but the best eats we have around here are cheap buffets, and walking on any main street will get you run over by a car (or shot at)

Trust me, this is all well under control and not at all unexpected. After all, even Outlook knows what this week is...

Pictar

And as a side note, as you can see, I am QUITE FOND of lunchtime meetings - and having them all comp'd.

LOL at the "Danger Zone". I've never seen a guy make a notation like that on his calendar before. 😀

 

[Xyclone]

PMS DANGER ZONE!!! :shocked:


:laugh:

 

[Raduque]

Hahaha, the calander pic is great. :thumbsup:

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Oh, and the worst thing? She took MY car, because hers has a dead battery. Grr.

Report it stolen. Getting pulled over by a cop for grand theft auto always makes a girls night 😉

 

[j00fek]

lol love it 🙂