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I hate old people!

mysticjbyrd

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Not all old people of course, but as a general rule I don't like old people.

They are mean, spiteful, greedy, egotistical, ungrateful bigots. You would think they would be concerned with their progeny. Will my grandchildren have a democracy to participate in? Will they have clean water, and air?

You'd think that, but history has proven us wrong on that.
My grandfather is a lifetime Union man, retired from the union, collecting a union pension, social security, and medicare.

He would gladly vote for a union busting politician who promises to raise the retirement age to 80, as long as he's grandfathered in and his SSI isn't in jeopardy. He doesn't give a shit if I'll ever be able to retire, as long as he doesn't have to pay taxes.

Progeny. Now get off mah lawn!

Not even kidding, there actually was an old man that used to complain to me about walking on his lawn!

I long time ago I had a job at Walmart, and I used to walk to the store for exercise, and to save money on fuel. Anyways, some old bastard had trees planting right next to the road, so you couldn't walk by. So, I could either walk in the street in a busy intersection, or cut through this old mans yard.

Guess, which I picked?

Well he didn't like that, and stopped me to complain two times. He went on and on about how everyone is cutting through his yard, and it's trampling his grass.

After the third time he tried to flag me down, I just gave him the finger and kept walking.

The old fucker was more worried about blades of grass, than people getting run over in the road! And it was his fault for blocking the path alongside the road anyways!
 
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But I was told by Bernie Bros that we must vote in our own best interests...

Do we all vote for our own best interests, or do we all vote for your best interest?


Not all old people of course, but as a general rule I don't like old people.

They are mean, spiteful, greedy, egotistical, ungrateful bigots.

So much anger.
 
You're describing Union old people. They have always been like that. Trust me, I know quite a few, and they are ALL like that.

Don't stick all of us old people in that category.
 
Not all old people of course, but as a general rule I don't like old people.

They are mean, spiteful, greedy, egotistical, ungrateful bigots. You would think they would be concerned with their prodigy. Will my grandchildren have a democracy to participate in? Will they have clean water, and air?

You'd think that, but history has proven us wrong on that.
My grandfather is a lifetime Union man, retired from the union, collecting a union pension, social security, and medicare.

He would gladly vote for a union busting politician who promises to raise the retirement age to 80, as long as he's grandfathered in and his SSI isn't in jeopardy. He doesn't give a shit if I'll ever be able to retire, as long as he doesn't have to pay taxes.
You will be old someday and probably feeble minded!
 
He would gladly vote for a union busting politician who promises to raise the retirement age to 80, as long as he's grandfathered in and his SSI isn't in jeopardy. He doesn't give a shit if I'll ever be able to retire, as long as he doesn't have to pay taxes.
sounds like YOU have serious issues!!
 
You're grandfather votes for what is good for him. Glad to hear it. Perhaps you should emulate him and work hard and be successful.
 
You hate a specific group of people despite the fact that those can pretty much describe anyone of any age. You should really get out more often, you'll find people that vary so much at any age to a point where you will generally hate everyone because you'll get tired of their constant B.S.

Believe it or not, there are greedy pre-teens. There are mean college kids and bigot middle aged people and 20 somethings that will gladly vote for anyone that promises anything. Pick any age and any attribute and there is millions that will fit perfectly.

Now tell mom you're going outside for a while. Go ahead, it's ok. And just go around and mingle with people of random ages. Now after you get out of jail because some helicopter mom thought you were trying to lure her boy into your van, you'll soon start to realize that people of any age, race or religion can be a MOFO.
 
Hey, the guys that spent 30 years learning a trade to see the work get sent over seas and see their Unions get busted up by corporations before they ever hit retirement age can really get cranky 😛

They probably feel the same way about young kids who have barely started working screaming about entitlements they have never worked all their life for.

()🙂

It really doesn't sound like your grandfather has a lot to worry about.
 
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How can you hate old people and at the same time fly a Bernie Sanders avatar? That guy looks older than dirt.
 
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