I hate kids!

[her209]

Talk to them about drugs and sex.

 

"HELP ME!

My Aunt and Uncle are up, along with their twin daughters. I think they are 10 years old, but I dunno. They are quite annoying.

Are all kids this annoying? I don't recall myself being this immature when I was their age. They have absolutely NO respect for my stuff.

Somebody please save me! I can't even browse Anandtech in peace!"

Yeah, I used to like kids a lot and play with them so much . . . well, I was a kid myself with my playfulness. However, I don't find it fun to be around kids anymore! It just gets annoying with the misbehaviour.

Well . . . actually, I came to realise that it's the type of kids you're dealing with. Well-behaved kids make your experience pleasant and it's easy to play with them. Their legal guardians are to blame or praise, I guess.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: crab
Get em' two spud guns and let em' battle it out in the road.

 

[Ameesh]

I like kids, the trick is to know how to handle them. and if you cant or wont do that then you should just try and avoid them.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
Bad kids! Its the parent's fault. Tis what happens when you spoil the brats.

Could be.
How many kids do you have right now?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Today's kids are different than those ones years ago.

No respect.

You know, years ago we said the same thing about kids then.

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Today's kids are different than those ones years ago.

No respect.

You know, years ago we said the same thing about kids then.

Yes, but kids back then didn't cuss you out and mug you to steal all your money. They didn't sit around getting fat playing video games and lose their social lives to the internet. Kids today are screwed!

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
give them candy lots of candy and sit them in front of a tv

candy + sit = bwuahaha

 

[MichaelD]

Children are evil. Like cats.

Unsupervised children are truly the bane of my existence. They make me itch.

 

[pinoy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Children are evil. Like cats.

Unsupervised children are truly the bane of my existence. They make me itch.

Children are evil because parents are evil! Good parenting is an important thing.

 

[alphatarget1]

reminds me of this

kids

indeed, kids are annoying as hell. i wish this 8 year old would stop JUMPING AROUND on the 2nd floor.

 

[pinoy]

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
reminds me of this

kids

indeed, kids are annoying as hell. i wish this 8 year old would stop JUMPING AROUND on the 2nd floor.

nice link. It makes me think, how old people can be RETARDED at times. Comparing his decades of existence on earth against kids who are 4-10 y.o. and has the nerve to tell everybody that his better than those toddlers.

 

[deerslayer]

Duck tape them to a folding chair.

 

[Ylen13]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: moonshinemadness

Originally posted by: gooch

Originally posted by: conjur
Blame their parents.

I completely agree. Sure kids can get annoying sometimes, but that is their nature. They should definitely have respect for your property though. Kids will be kids and they need to be happy and have fun to get through a day. And instead of TV and candy, get them into something constructive or even something that allows them to exert some of that endless energy.

Like tidying the house, or cooking dinner!

I came home today and my 16 year-old had completely cleaned the kitched and reorganized the cupboards.

she must have been really bored

 

"Children are evil. Like cats."

Hahahaha! I actually like cats. They're such beautiful creatures. However, I do agree that they are evil. :Q

MichaelD, I imagine your boy has to be well-behaved when he's around his dad.

 

[sash1]

My brother just got home

Its now 12:15, going kyacking in the morning with my bro and uncle. So 6 hours of sleep sounds about right.

Then I'm jetting off to work for a few hours then out with friends to play some cube until the little runts are asleep and it's suitable for me to return home.

Can't play cube @ home becuase they'll find me and annoy me (their english is worse than Ozzy Osbourne's ). But if I lock myself in my room, I can play some PSone on my LCD. Getting back into FFT

Well, off to sleep! Glad to hear I'm not the only one annoyed by kids.

~Aunix

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: pinoy

Originally posted by: alphatarget1
reminds me of this

kids

indeed, kids are annoying as hell. i wish this 8 year old would stop JUMPING AROUND on the 2nd floor.

nice link. It makes me think, how old people can be RETARDED at times. Comparing his decades of existence on earth against kids who are 4-10 y.o. and has the nerve to tell everybody that his better than those toddlers.

It's a joke.
It's not funny -at all- but a joke, nonetheless.

 

[KeithP]

Children, by adult standards, are insane.

-KeithP

 

[silverpig]

Get them drunk.

 

[zCypher]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Children are evil. Like cats.

Unsupervised children are truly the bane of my existence. They make me itch.

for some reason i find this strangely hilarious...

 

[DainBramaged]

He Hates Children Too