I hate it when statistics are right!

dirtboy

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...men are less healthy after being divorced or widowed than when they were married. They tend to drink more alcohol and eat more fried foods and fewer vegetables than married men. And they are more likely to smoke. Also: Divorce or marital separation doubles suicide risk for men. It has no effect on suicide risk for women.

This is just great.

<---- divorced Oct. 9 2001

<---- drinks alot more now and eats poorly

<---- :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I guess this means I'll start smoking soon, right before I commit suicide. :(
 

pyonir

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hmm i haven't been married and don't have a gf, and i eat poorly, and drink a lot. man i am screwed. :(
 

fatalbert

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thats ok,

at least you didn't take the death test at thespark.com and find out you are going to die at the age of 25.
 

WageSlave

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Statistics arent physical laws. They are simply a method of tracking commonalities......

It just shows how men tend to live oncde they are divorced, it isnt like their is some magical or spiritual or scientific influence that forces you to behave in that way. Just eat right, exercise 6 days a week, and you will be fine
 

Mookow

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<< hmm i haven't been married and don't have a gf, and i eat poorly, and drink a lot. man i am screwed. :( >>



Same here. At least I'm having fun though. Just as a question to my fellow ATer's: Is it bad when you work out how many drinks the average person at a party will have before the keg runs out (by dividing the total beers in the keg (192) by the number of people at the party), and then decide to bring your own flask of Everclear, and some vodka in a sprite bottle (the vodka is to share though)? Because thats my plan tonight.