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Ben90

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I fucking hate it so much when you go to pee and the stream shoots in two different directions and it hits your leg.
 
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You need to develop a more powerful pee stream so you can blast out whatever is clogging your tip.. Since you can't seem to wash well enough.
 
What?

I mean, I've had pee split into two streams, but the angle between the streams is usually quite small. Small enough that I can land both streams safely in the toilet.

Having one stream hit my leg?? Crazy talk.
 
Dumac said:
What?

I mean, I've had pee split into two streams, but the angle between the streams is usually quite small. Small enough that I can land both streams safely in the toilet.

Having one stream hit my leg?? Crazy talk.
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I've had it blast out onto walls and shit.

I was once at a friends place and I went to the bathroom... as soon as I started to pee, one solid stream just flew a completely different direction than where I was pointing(the toilet) and just plastered their wall in piss. I was like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!!" You have no idea how hard it was to stop pissing in that sheer moment of terror. Needless to say... I cleaned up the place after I was done. 😱
 
TridenT said:
I've had it blast out onto walls and shit.

I was once at a friends place and I went to the bathroom... as soon as I started to pee, one solid stream just flew a completely different direction than where I was pointing(the toilet) and just plastered their wall in piss. I was like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!!" You have no idea how hard it was to stop pissing in that sheer moment of terror. Needless to say... I cleaned up the place after I was done. 😱
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Do you not clean your penis or something?

Or is this related to circumcision?

I've peed a lot in my life, but have never come across issues like this.
 
Dumac said:
Do you not clean your penis or something?

Or is this related to circumcision?

I've peed a lot in my life, but have never come across issues like this.
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Uh, I clean it enough...

I'm circumcised...

Yeah, it doesn't happen often to say the least... It's a very infrequent occurrence...
 
TridenT said:
What am I cleaning it from again....? My dick doesn't get dirty and neither do my balls...
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Keep telling yourself that.

But man, I'm not the one who has urination problems and pees everywhere due to an obstructed urethral opening.
 
<- turtleneck here
I used to get this all the time until I learned to let the turtle out before doing the deed. I haven't pissed myself since.
 
TridenT said:
I've had it blast out onto walls and shit.

I was once at a friends place and I went to the bathroom... as soon as I started to pee, one solid stream just flew a completely different direction than where I was pointing(the toilet) and just plastered their wall in piss. I was like, "WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!!" You have no idea how hard it was to stop pissing in that sheer moment of terror. Needless to say... I cleaned up the place after I was done. 😱
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Before entering this thread, I had a feeling that TridenT would be saying "oh yeah that's happened to me."

I am not disappoint.

OP: clench up your equivalent of the PC muscle (imagine that you have to pee really bad & you're holding it in--the muscle that allows you to hold it), then forcefully switch to pushing w/that same muscle (motion you use to force poo out). I can't imagine that you'd have this split-stream issue if you start the peeing process at higher pressure.

And when you're done, clench up again and you should be able to halt the stream w/minimal drip.

If you can't do it, then go do some kegel exercises. Your sex life will thank me later.
 
MAKENITO said:
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I hate it when you desperately need to pee at 3am, and there is no toilet paper.
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Can't girls do a clam clentch and shake as a decent alternative until they get the TP? I can't imagine it leaving the underpants more wet than a guy doing the squeeze and shake after a good golden hosing.

/looking for the corresponding rage comic.
 
This happens to me occasionally. Maybe once every few months. Sucks, but I can cut off the stream pretty quickly. I'm not sure what causes it, but I think it usually happens after waking up.
 
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