I hate going out with a chick to a bar...

blazerazor

Golden Member
Aug 28, 2003
1,480
0
0
so Im at this bar, every things great. Conversations, talking to ppl I dont know [im good at that, when im in a disarming bar setting] and in comes a pack of girls. And one of them catches eye contact, and doent let go. So we are trading non verbal 'thingys' all for two drinks. She right next to us, and the conversation I started with 'strangers' that turned out to be ppl my date knows/knew.... whateva, I politely start including her in the conversation, and very shortly ask her name, for we all just introduced ourselves in her ear shot.

so I be the 'true gentleman' and tip my hat and kiss her knuckle, .. its just the southern way. So now the girl is getting Steamy, (trust me, this is normal for her. She's ALWAYS steamy). After talking, the guy knew her from 'myspace' and deleted her as a friend (*lololRoTflolol im thinking in my head) and he says he does that to 'most' ppl. Im thinking, your a loser, go blow a graphic designer and spend a weekend with caffine, dreamweaver, css, and fork some cash for a dns.. BINGO! big dog. * wat a putz*)

Btw, I'm wearing a World of Warcraft shirt over my longsleeve. Just thought I'd say that. :) 15 dollars, I feel cool and I met one new rl WoW friend.

So, back to the story... it boils down to this. She was cute. Obviously SINGLE., she had HUGE tits, slightly over weight,.. but what she had was FINE fat, I promise. She was interested in ME, and NO other guy in the bar/club and I couldnt bring myself to try for her tely phone #,... so I spend a bunch of money on over priced drinks for a bitchy bitch and I could of probably got laid of the cute big titt'd girl.... I need to go out alone more often i think. Leave my WoW questing alone. But I hate going out, really. Exspecially alone.
Oh, whoa is me. :) :beer: cheers

post count ++
 

trmiv

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
14,670
18
81
Either you're drunk or I'm drunk, because I have no idea what you're talking about.
 

Siddhartha

Lifer
Oct 17, 1999
12,505
3
81
Originally posted by: trmiv
Either you're drunk or I'm drunk, because I have no idea what you're talking about.

My take:
Hie is going out to meet guys, "ppl", but ends up hooking up with women that do not interest him.
 

thepd7

Diamond Member
Jan 2, 2005
9,423
0
0
I paused my SG-1 and spent a good 2 minutes trying to understand this crap...no dice. Maybe next time.
 

Sentrosi2121

Platinum Member
Aug 8, 2004
2,567
2
81
You were wearing your +5 Armor of attractiveness.

If you could score wearing a WoW t-shirt, then I'm glad I'm married now.
 

gentobu

Golden Member
Jul 6, 2001
1,546
0
0
Originally posted by: blazerazor
so Im at this bar, every things great. Conversations, talking to ppl I dont know [im good at that, when im in a disarming bar setting] and in comes a pack of girls. And one of them catches eye contact, and doent let go. So we are trading non verbal 'thingys' all for two drinks. She right next to us, and the conversation I started with 'strangers' that turned out to be ppl my date knows/knew.... whateva, I politely start including her in the conversation, and very shortly ask her name, for we all just introduced ourselves in her ear shot.

so I be the 'true gentleman' and tip my hat and kiss her knuckle, .. its just the southern way. So now the girl is getting Steamy, (trust me, this is normal for her. She's ALWAYS steamy). After talking, the guy knew her from 'myspace' and deleted her as a friend (*lololRoTflolol im thinking in my head) and he says he does that to 'most' ppl. Im thinking, your a loser, go blow a graphic designer and spend a weekend with caffine, dreamweaver, css, and fork some cash for a dns.. BINGO! big dog. * wat a putz*)

Btw, I'm wearing a World of Warcraft shirt over my longsleeve. Just thought I'd say that. :) 15 dollars, I feel cool and I met one new rl WoW friend.

So, back to the story... it boils down to this. She was cute. Obviously SINGLE., she had HUGE tits, slightly over weight,.. but what she had was FINE fat, I promise. She was interested in ME, and NO other guy in the bar/club and I couldnt bring myself to try for her tely phone #,... so I spend a bunch of money on over priced drinks for a bitchy bitch and I could of probably got laid of the cute big titt'd girl.... I need to go out alone more often i think. Leave my WoW questing alone. But I hate going out, really. Exspecially alone.
Oh, whoa is me. :) :beer: cheers

post count ++

WTF are you talking about? What guy knew what girl from myspace?

 

Sentrosi2121

Platinum Member
Aug 8, 2004
2,567
2
81
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
You were wearing your +5 Armor of attractiveness.

He should have been rockin' the +10 codpiece of massive doom...
Got nerfed in the last patch. Now it's nothing more than a decoration.

 

Pugnax

Senior member
Jan 17, 2000
517
0
0
Once TBC comes out you won't need to worry about these outside world experiences for a while. :p