I hate every ape I see,

[shiner]

From chimpan-A to chimpanzee........

 

[AkumaX]

you jealous?

 

[de9ali]

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

 

[mpitts]

But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

 

[GeneralDisarray]

Oh my god, I was wrong! It was earth, all along. I guess they finally made a monkey out of meeeeeee

 

[Jackhole]

Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.

 

[mpitts]

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..

oh oh oh, Dr. Zaius..

 

[clamum]

dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.

 

[anxi80]

r.i.p. phil hartman (you might remember him from such characters as troy mcclure and lionel hutz and lyle lanley). we hardly knew ye.

 

[nakedfrog]

I love legitimate theatre...

 

[dolph]

what's wrong with me?
i think you're crazy!
i want a second opinion.
you're also lazy!

will i play the piano anymore?
i don't see why not.
well i couldn't before!

 

[blackdogdeek]

get your paws off me you dirty ape!

he can talk! he can talk!

i can SING!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.

Trust me, you don't want a chimp. They're all cute when they're little but they're mean as hell when they're older and strong enough to seriously f*ck you up.

Squirrel monkeys, on the other hand, are actually really cute and friendly for the most part.

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.

Trust me, you don't want a chimp. They're all cute when they're little but they're mean as hell when they're older and strong enough to seriously f*ck you up.

my pysch teacher in college told us the same thing
he used to do research on a "chimp island" on some lake, it was like a refuge for chimps or something
anyways he said he had to punch one of them in the face cuz the chimp charged @ him. he had to show the chimp who the alpha male was i guess.
he was a big guy, but he said he was scared for his life and rightfully so, that chimp wouldve ripped his arms off.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.

Oh no... you really don't want a chimp hanging off your whatnot.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Some serious neffing going on here.....

 

[eakers]

the simpsons have given so much.

 

[kindest]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee........

tell them i hate them.

 

[SSP]

Some fok'l never eat a skunk but again somme fok'l
Like Cletus the slaked jawed yok'l

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: SSP
Some fok'l never eat a skunk but again somme fok'l
Like Cletus the slaked jawed yok'l

"HEY MAW! GET OFF THA DANG ROOF!"

 

[HiTek21]

Originally posted by: Jackhole

Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.

Ahhh classic simpson episodes, those were the days...

 

[shiner]

O whacking day, o whacking day,
Our hallowed snake-skull cracking day.

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: HiTek21

Originally posted by: Jackhole

Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.

Ahhh classic simpson episodes, those were the days...

I never did like that Dr. Stupid.

 

[Jackhole]

Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma

Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.

Oh no... you really don't want a chimp hanging off your whatnot.

AHAHAHA. I'd rather just have a midget work for me.

 

[Deeko]

hehehehe