I hate every ape I see,

Jackhole

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Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.
 

mpitts

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Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius..

oh oh oh, Dr. Zaius..
 

clamum

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dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.
 

anxi80

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r.i.p. phil hartman (you might remember him from such characters as troy mcclure and lionel hutz and lyle lanley). we hardly knew ye.
 

dolph

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what's wrong with me?
i think you're crazy!
i want a second opinion.
you're also lazy!

will i play the piano anymore?
i don't see why not.
well i couldn't before!
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.
Trust me, you don't want a chimp. They're all cute when they're little but they're mean as hell when they're older and strong enough to seriously f*ck you up.

Squirrel monkeys, on the other hand, are actually really cute and friendly for the most part.

 

gistech1978

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.
Trust me, you don't want a chimp. They're all cute when they're little but they're mean as hell when they're older and strong enough to seriously f*ck you up.

my pysch teacher in college told us the same thing
he used to do research on a "chimp island" on some lake, it was like a refuge for chimps or something
anyways he said he had to punch one of them in the face cuz the chimp charged @ him. he had to show the chimp who the alpha male was i guess.
he was a big guy, but he said he was scared for his life and rightfully so, that chimp wouldve ripped his arms off.

 

Yo Ma Ma

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Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.
Oh no... you really don't want a chimp hanging off your whatnot.
 

SSP

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Some fok'l never eat a skunk but again somme fok'l
Like Cletus the slaked jawed yok'l
 

HiTek21

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Originally posted by: Jackhole
Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.

Ahhh classic simpson episodes, those were the days...
 

mpitts

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Originally posted by: HiTek21
Originally posted by: Jackhole
Originally posted by: mpitts
But you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh my god, I was wrong...
It was Earth, all along...
You've finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
You've finally made a monkey... out of... MEEEEE!!!

One of my favorite episodes.

Ahhh classic simpson episodes, those were the days...


I never did like that Dr. Stupid. :D
 

Jackhole

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Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
Originally posted by: americangigolo
dude i wish i had a pet chimp, that would be awesome. he could hang around my neck and whatnot.
Oh no... you really don't want a chimp hanging off your whatnot.

AHAHAHA. I'd rather just have a midget work for me.