Poorly calibrated ones that is. :thumbsdown: I'm at work and I head to the mens room. I enter the stall with urgent business to attend to. While I fumble with my belt and drop trousers, the toilet flushes twice. I pull one of the toilet seat wax paper protectors out of the holder. As I place it on the seat and align it, the damn thing flushes again and sucks the newly placed seat down. I place a total of 3 seats before I am able to sit down. Finally! As I'm in the middle of laying a cable, the damn thing flushes with me on top of it. I hear the mechanism begin the flush and I stand up as quickly as possible so the flush doesnt splash poo water all over my naked ass. I realize that I have a tail attached so I'm forced to hover a few inches above the seat until it finishes flushing. Wtf. While I appreciated the toilet vacuum suctioning the log out of my ass, it was not needed and I can push my turds out on my own thanks. In all, the damn toilet must have flushed about 12 times before I exited the stall. 
On the same note, I don't like auto flush urinals but automatic sinks are ok with me.
On the same note, I don't like auto flush urinals but automatic sinks are ok with me.
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