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I has sad It's bacon thirty.

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FancyTurtle

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Oh dear bacon shake from jackinthebox you are my one true love. All the self hate I had for myself that moonbeam told me about has lifted away into the bacony sky, I drank your bacony contents and fell in love with your mapley smoky salty flavor but alas you are gone from my cup gone from my life, only the lingering memory of flavor rests itself on my tong and mind. I loved you and every one of your 1081 calories. If only you could have staid longer. If only I knew the feelings I would have before that first sip of love but alas you are gone and soon I shall join you in the afterlife my love for I have little other choice but to commit seppuku with the instrument of our love yes that's correct I will drink half again more of your bacony love thus causing my heart to stop. But not for long for I shall be there with you my love and you will be my new heart.
 
So, you're able to spell "seppuku", but can't spell "stayed" or "tongue" correctly?

Anyway, what is this bacon shake you mention?
 
Could it be? Has our favorite poster returned to grace us with his presence?

I don't know if we could be that lucky. The OP is probably an imposter.
 
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