Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: savoyboy
Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
The cop didn't do anything wrong. They should have just accepted the offer for an ambulance. Instead we are in the middle of one of these 'zomg I'm pregnant therefore I am better than everyone else!' discussions.
My favorite part:
"It was so obvious I was pregnant."
Are you an idiot? You and the cop must get along well: A woman in labor and you'd demand to see her belly for proof that she's actually pregnant. :roll:
how would he know?
Jesus...have you seen a pregnant woman before? It's kind of noticeable.
yeah, i heard it's pretty hard to put a pillow or something underneath your shirt to look like you are pregnant.
Oh my god, you're retarded. You're seriously retarded. So let me get this straight- you imagine that someone will drive down the break down lane, see a cop, go "oh shit" and reach into the backseat, producing a perfectly round pillow, and stuff it under her shirt, convincingly looking just like
this, and therefore get an escort to the hospital where she will birth her pillow.
Please, don't breed. Apparently you wouldn't believe your partner that you were successful, anyway.