I gotta join military...

[Wduaqnug]

Sandals so freaking expensive


http://www1.sandals.com/general/operation-relax.cfm

 

[MaxDSP]

go ahead and join, as long as it stops your ass from making a new thread every 5 minutes

 

[YingYang]

which branch?

 

[Wduaqnug]

but fine print probably says you gotta pay $600 air fare plus you not gonna go for just three days so you gonna have to pay for additional days its like $250a day pp

 

[Zim Hosein]

Tell spunky to get a job

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
go ahead and join, as long as it stops your ass from making a new thread every 5 minutes

Yeah...and maybe they'll teach how to FREAKIN LINK!

 

[Cyberian]

 

[Cyberian]

S

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
Sandals so freaking expensive


http://www1.sandals.com/general/operation-relax.cfm[/q

That sounds like a good deal - sign up for 4 years of active duty for a 3 night stay at a resort.

 

[JCobra14]

T

 

[Insane3D]

Oh...my... god!

 

[Anubis]

linky no worky for me

 

[SoylentGreen]

One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."

 

Get some growing lamps, 1000lbs of sand, and some palm trees.
Spread them out in your backyard or living room.
Also, if you want, one of thoes ocean waves noise makers.
That's always a nice touch.

 

[Wozster]

So, the wizard casts a final spell.
*zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining intelligence.
The idiot goes; "B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."

 

[AZGamer]

I think some mental institution in Oregon is missing their Klingon interpreter

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."

Are you saying that those of us who defended this country and your way of life are idiots?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
go ahead and join, as long as it stops your ass from making a new thread every 5 minutes

Yeah...and maybe they'll teach how to FREAKIN LINK!

and type

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."

:|

 

[DrPizza]

I think he's making fun of the Army...

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I think he's making fun of the Army...

The same Army that just kicked the crap out of Iraq? I am suprised those dummies didn't all shoot themselves in the foot. Kind of like Kiyup did.