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I gotta join military...

but fine print probably says you gotta pay $600 air fare plus you not gonna go for just three days so you gonna have to pay for additional days its like $250a day pp
 
One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."
 
Get some growing lamps, 1000lbs of sand, and some palm trees.
Spread them out in your backyard or living room.
Also, if you want, one of thoes ocean waves noise makers.
That's always a nice touch.
 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."
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Are you saying that those of us who defended this country and your way of life are idiots?

 
Originally posted by: Kiyup
One day a wizard was sitting on the bank of a river meditating. Along
comes the village idiot in his boat, singing at the top of his lungs;
"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT,GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM...". The wizard was
unable to concentrate with all the racket and thought, "What is wrong
with that idiot?
Everyone in the village knows I come here for peace and quiet. He
should know better that to disturb me! I guess I'll have to teach him a
lesson! "So, the wizard casts a spell. *zap* The wizard's spell
removes half the idiot's intelligence. The village idiot, after a
pause, goes; "R..R..ROW, R...ROW, ROW, YER BOAT...". "I don't believe
it", says the wizard, "he still hasn't learned.
I'll just have to teach him another lesson!" So the wizard casts
another spell. *zap* The idiot loses half of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot continues, "um...R...R...ROW YA BOAT... "The
wizard is now flabbergasted. "I cannot believe that this idiot will
not learn his lesson! Since he is so unwilling to learn from his
mistakes, I will take away _all_ of his intelligence. So, the wizard
casts a final spell. *zap* The idiot loses all of his remaining
intelligence. The idiot goes;
"B...BE, ALL THAT YOU CAN, BE..."
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rolleye.gif
:|
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I think he's making fun of the Army...
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The same Army that just kicked the crap out of Iraq? I am suprised those dummies didn't all shoot themselves in the foot. Kind of like Kiyup did.

 
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