Originally posted by: jdoggg12
So I was driving to lunch the other day and I saw this
bum (arrogance, stupidity, and a complete lack of compassion) with a sign asking for money. Now after seeing
bums (same) go
straight to the liqueur store after getting free money (stupidity and prejudicial), i wasn't about to just give him money.
I like to help people though. (lie, unless they are "bums" wanting to wash some assholes car right?)
So he's on the passenger side corner and i roll down my window as he walks up, "Hey man, you got any change?"
"I got $20 you can have for washing my car or I can just give you a can of soup with a pop top" I told him. (blatant lie. The real story: He approached your car and you shunned him. He is a "bum" after all. Right?)
"
You little bastard (embellishment, aka a lie. Intention: To make your lies below look "ok."), all i want is some change. I don't have time to be washing peoples cars!"
I looked at him like
and said
"You're right, i'll think about you sleeping in a bush while i'm in my comfy bed tonight watching a big screen TV. Be a little more courteous and you might someday afford the box my tv came in."(clearly a lie. If true you are the most inconsiderate little e-thug here.)
When did
bums become indignant?
I just wanted to offer the guy an honest way to make the money I was going to give him. (lie and embellishment. You wanted to construct a "story" to post on ATOT) Hell, a few blocks away theres 25
mexicans (more arrogance and stupidity) lined up to do the same job for
$5! (more lies)