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I got to smell Jessica Simpson...

Gibson486

Gibson486

Lifer
I thought she would smell so good.

She was there at the store, she sprayed, it allured me.

I put money down. Cost me 50. Her price was cheap by some standards, so what is there to lose?

Well...today was the day...I finally got to sniff her....I was gonna see what it was like when she mingled with my gf.....

Oh....the horror! That perfume smelled horrible! As an air freshener, it smelt so nice...but mix it with the body...WTF...it smells like a dirty laundry mat.

Do not buy this perfume.

 
Just to get this out of the way

Jessica Simpson can't sing and is too dumb for me to have sex with.

With that said. I don't care. She is so damn fine that I would bang her without a second thought.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Just to get this out of the way

Jessica Simpson can't sing and is too dumb for me to have sex with.

With that said. I don't care. She is so damn fine that I would bang her without a second thought.
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My mind reels at the contradiction. 😕
 
Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: zerocool84

Jessica Simpson is too dumb for me to have sex with.
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Um, those words shouldn't exist in your vocabulary.
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no....he just needs to hand in his man card...NOW
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I don't think she should reproduce. She awful dumb, but I would still do her dirty.
 
Originally posted by: Casawi
Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: zerocool84

Jessica Simpson is too dumb for me to have sex with.
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Um, those words shouldn't exist in your vocabulary.
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no....he just needs to hand in his man card...NOW
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I don't think she should reproduce. She awful dumb, but I would still do her dirty.
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That is why god invented condoms and to a lesser extent (and 20 precent), pulling out.
 
Originally posted by: Casawi
Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: zerocool84

Jessica Simpson is too dumb for me to have sex with.
Click to expand...

Um, those words shouldn't exist in your vocabulary.
Click to expand...

no....he just needs to hand in his man card...NOW
Click to expand...

I don't think she should reproduce. She awful dumb, but I would still do her dirty.
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I think she should reproduce. I would bang her daughters when the time was right.
 
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