I got this spam in my email today, do you think this product actually works

[JoLLyRoGer]

It is a MATCHED PAIR of tuned custom sealed Neodymium Super inductors that generate a frequency resonance between its two faces.

...BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a load of sh!t....

So now I can take two magnets and make a frequency generator!
...and that's supposed to do WHAT for the fuel in the line???

That was good. Thanks for the late afternoon humor!



EDIT: Wait it gets better...

Operates on the principle of RESONANCE, utilizing a double chamber frequency with phased frequency modulation.

Translation: "frequency modulation" = FM... I know! It's Fukin Magic!!

Bwahhaha....what a GAS... bu dump ba...pssshhh

 

[ViperMagic]

This is from their "tests" page:

2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4.7 Liter V-TEC 8 Cylinder Engine

Nice. Think thats funny? I like this one better:

1993 Volkswagen Golf 1.8 cylinder engine

1.8 cyl? Thats a cool trick!

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

It is a MATCHED PAIR of tuned custom sealed Neodymium Super inductors that generate a frequency resonance between its two faces.

Operates on the principle of RESONANCE, utilizing a double chamber frequency with phased frequency modulation.

Commander Data: Align the Hieselberg Compensators with the Deterium Injector Manifold quadplex so we can get maximum resonance and synergy out of the Molebdyum Matrix!

Outfits that use buzz-words that mean absolutely jack squat should be illegal.

Even worse, they're spammers. Tells you right there how legit they are. Although, I'm somewhat suprised they didn't claim it'd also make your cock so big it scares people!