I got this spam in my email today, do you think this product actually works

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DrPizza

DrPizza

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Yeah, it probably works great!

Think about it.... if a car manufacturer could intall a cheap device that installs in minutes and boosted their fuel efficiency by up to 27%, don't you think they would already do it, rather than have it be an after-market part?
 
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haha...

what about a non-pro version? I mean since it's a pro version is MUST save fuel!
 
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AbsolutDealage

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Yeah, it probably works great!

Think about it.... if a car manufacturer could intall a cheap device that installs in minutes and boosted their fuel efficiency by up to 27%, don't you think they would already do it, rather than have it be an after-market part?
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<conspiracy theorist>

Well of course not... the exec's at the major car manufacturers are in bed with the oil industry exec's to stop the spread of this profit-depressing amazing device!

</conspiracy theorist>

Everyone should buy one... it's gotta be true. I mean, when was the last time you saw a spam email that was a complete lie?

My penis is 76% larger, I recieved 10.8 million dollars from the money launderers in Nigeria, and I recieve unbelievably good luck as a result of all the chain letters I forward.... Who doesn't?
 
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Originally posted by: fivespeed5
haha...

what about a non-pro version? I mean since it's a pro version is MUST save fuel!
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Yeah, Im waiting for Fuel Saver Pro XP SP2.


 
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AbsolutDealage

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Originally posted by: aircooled
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
haha...

what about a non-pro version? I mean since it's a pro version is MUST save fuel!
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Yeah, Im waiting for Fuel Saver Pro XP SP2.
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No, just get the Non-pro version and use the software hack and overclock it to a XP Pro SP2... DUH
 
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MikeO

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Of course it works! Everything they advertise in spam always works! 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back!
 
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AbsolutDealage

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bahahaha... this is the best....

From the FAQ:

What octane will it work on?
All octane levels. Higher octane performance can be achieved on lower octane fuel. FUEL SAVER will increase mileage with all octane levels.

Can the FUEL SAVER give an extra boost?
Yes, customers world wide have reported higher performance on lower octane fuel. Gives an extra 10% more horsepower.
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Wow, it even increases the octane of the fuel and gives me 10% more horsepower?? Does this thing cure cancer too?
 
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Ah man....

From the FAQ:

Why aren't the car manufacturers using the FUEL SAVER in their vehicles?

Car manufactures are running tests on the FUEL SAVER, but since they are in the
business of selling cars, they really focus more on design and safety features,
rather then improving fuel mileage. Is it normal that after 50 years, large trucks (18-wheeler) are still getting 5 to 6 miles per gallon? Of course performance and comfort features have improved over the years, but fuel economy hasn't really improved the way it should. But as more damage is being caused to our environment every year. Car manufactures will have no other choice then to make engines more efficient and less polluting.
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Originally posted by: Pokey007
Ah man....

From the FAQ:

Why aren't the car manufacturers using the FUEL SAVER in their vehicles?

Car manufactures are running tests on the FUEL SAVER, but since they are in the
business of selling cars, they really focus more on design and safety features,
rather then improving fuel mileage. Is it normal that after 50 years, large trucks (18-wheeler) are still getting 5 to 6 miles per gallon? Of course performance and comfort features have improved over the years, but fuel economy hasn't really improved the way it should. But as more damage is being caused to our environment every year. Car manufactures will have no other choice then to make engines more efficient and less polluting.
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uh.. yeah right.. the government has program (forgot the name of it) that requires companies to maintain an average fleet mpg rating. They get charged/fined for not maintaining this.

Someone remember the name of this government program?

/edit: it's called Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE).
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V00DOO

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Of course it works! Everything they advertise in spam always works! 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back!
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That's why I am still waiting for my 3 inch penal enhancement from taking enhancement pills.
 
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bernse

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$90 + shipping for a small MAGNET!?!

Oh man. There's one born every minute I guess.
 
AgaBoogaBoo

AgaBoogaBoo

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Originally posted by: YellowRose
Originally posted by: fivespeed5
haha...

what about a non-pro version? I mean since it's a pro version is MUST save fuel!
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can the non pro version be overclocked
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I think it can be flashed to the next version.
 
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Walleye

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Originally posted by: bernse
$90 + shipping for a small MAGNET!?!

Oh man. There's one born every minute I guess.
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taking advantage of idiots is my game plan for world domination.

yours?
 
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