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i got slapped again >:(

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WelshBloke said:
WTF? Pee bottles, inability to use a toilet. Is that a forum for the mentally disabled?
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Pee bottles because depending on how much protein you are eating each day, a large amount remains in your pee because you can only process so much. To cut down on the cost per day of protein when your bulking, many drink their own pee.

Considering some protein powder is like $1 per scoop, drinking your pee can cut the cost down substantially.
 
momeNt said:
Pee bottles because depending on how much protein you are eating each day, a large amount remains in your pee because you can only process so much. To cut down on the cost per day of protein when your bulking, many drink their own pee.

Considering some protein powder is like $1 per scoop, drinking your pee can cut the cost down substantially.
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the fuck what?
 
alkemyst said:
the fuck what?
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There are other alleged benefits such as stimulating growth hormones and testosterone production, but the one that nearly everybody can agree on is that your urine contains excess protein that your body wasn't able to digest during the first go-around.
 
momeNt said:
Pee bottles because depending on how much protein you are eating each day, a large amount remains in your pee because you can only process so much. To cut down on the cost per day of protein when your bulking, many drink their own pee.

Considering some protein powder is like $1 per scoop, drinking your pee can cut the cost down substantially.
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You need to go stand out in the street a while.
 
momeNt said:
There are other alleged benefits such as stimulating growth hormones and testosterone production, but the one that nearly everybody can agree on is that your urine contains excess protein that your body wasn't able to digest during the first go-around.
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I guess the phrase 'eat the poor' really should be 'the poor eat themselves'

Explains a lot about you though.
 
momeNt said:
There are other alleged benefits such as stimulating growth hormones and testosterone production, but the one that nearly everybody can agree on is that your urine contains excess protein that your body wasn't able to digest during the first go-around.
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You forgot to mention the somewhat more rare practice of smearing one's semen on one's chest in order to expedite the muscle building process.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.
 
pelov said:
You forgot to mention the somewhat more rare practice of smearing one's semen on one's chest in order to expedite the muscle building process.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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This is why adolescent boys build muscle faster than girls. Lots of arm pumping and protein baths.
 
momeNt said:
Pee bottles because depending on how much protein you are eating each day, a large amount remains in your pee because you can only process so much. To cut down on the cost per day of protein when your bulking, many drink their own pee.

Considering some protein powder is like $1 per scoop, drinking your pee can cut the cost down substantially.
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😱

😀
 
Have you ever considered this as the reason?

http://autism.about.com/od/aspergerssyndrome/a/adultsaspergers.htm



  • I find social situations confusing.
  • I find it hard to make small talk.
  • I did not enjoy imaginative story-writing at school.
  • I am good at picking up details and facts.
  • I find it hard to work out what other people are thinking and feeling.
  • I can focus on certain things for very long periods.
  • People often say I was rude even when this was not intended.
  • I have unusually strong, narrow interests.
  • I do certain things in an inflexible, repetitive way.
  • I have always had difficulty making friends.
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could explain why you get slapped a lot it seems.

I haven't been slapped since... well I can barely remember it.
 
Perknose said:
At which point everyone in the room wept in relief and profusely thanked the gay guy.

Who thinks it's high time the OP had his own scroll, Jerboy style?

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My favorite is #29. What the hell is hairy plams? Hahahahaha!
 
brianmanahan said:
HOLY CRAP, it just crossed my mind:

can you get aids from getting slapped? 😱
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That's hysterical nonsense. You can't get aids from just one slap. Everyone knows this. 🙄

Any forum-board-certified, internet party-anger oncology specialist will tell you that you need to be slapped on two different occasions, by two different people, before you can contract PPC, or Painful Penal Cancer. Then, of course, it's 100% fatal.

Death occurs within weeks of the second slap. The main precursor symptoms are obesity, rampant pome writing, and trolling on the internet.

OP, does any of this perchance fit you?
 
Perknose said:
Any forum-board-certified, internet party-anger oncology specialist will tell you that you need to be slapped on two different occasions, by two different people, before you can contract PPC, or Painful Penal Cancer. Then, of course, it's 100% fatal. Death occurs within weeks of the second slap. The main precursor symptoms are obesity, rampant pome writing, and trolling on the internet.
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What he said. But not if he's wearing gloves.
 
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