I got owned by a cop today....

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E equals MC2

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I was doing some 'spirited' driving with my car.

I was just having fun by tailgating this dude with bursts of gas. I know it's an asshole thing for me to do it. I wasn't speeding, I was just tailgating at 30mph in a suburbia mainroad.

This cop in a motorcycle suddenly drove up right next to my window and started to verbally own me. He said something along the lines of:

"Hey you fvck. How about I ride your fvcking ass like that for awhile? Huh you fvcker? How about I write you a fvcking $500 ticket huh fvcker? How would you like that huh?"

I was so dumbfounded at his sheer abrasive and bluntness that was happening right before my eyes...

Then he just took off.... wtf?
 
KLin

KLin

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I was doing some 'spirited' driving with my car.

I was just having fun by tailgating this dude with bursts of gas. I know it's an asshole thing for me to do it. I wasn't speeding, I was just tailgating at 30mph in a suburbia mainroad.

This cop in a motorcycle suddenly drove up right next to my window and started to verbally own me. He said something along the lines of:

"Hey you fvck. How about I ride your fvcking ass like that for awhile? Huh you fvcker? How about I write you a fvcking $500 ticket huh fvcker? How would you like that huh?"

I was so dumbfounded at his sheer abrasive and bluntness that was happening right before my eyes...

Then he just took off.... wtf?
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Stop tailgating fscker.
 
D1gger

D1gger

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Good for him. I hate fvckers like you who ride my ass for no reason.
 
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E equals MC2

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Originally posted by: Tylanner
did he show any signs of being composed of liquid metal?
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LOL he looked just like the terminator- complete with helmet, bike, old school aviator sunglasses, etc.
 
buck

buck

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Next time you do that, i hope you drive off a cliff. I really mean that.
 
Baked

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Why didn't he just pull out his department issued 45 and shoot you in the face?
 
Drakkon

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motorcycle cops are the biggest pricks....i had one almost run me down in a crosswalk and he turned around to yell at me...even though i had the little walk sign.

but your still an idot for tailgaiting :p i would've slammed on my breaks and blammed you for ruining my bumper (one thats already dented from another jackass) :D
 
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thehstrybean

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I usually deploy my secret weapon in that case. My rear windshield wiper cleaner on my 88 Cherokee is missing the tube that goes into the wiper, so it sprays windshield washer fluid about 10-15 feet behind me...Then you could have been owned verbally and physically...Stop tailgaiting, it's not funny, and it's dangerous...
 
jamesbond007

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"Spirited driving"? I don't think so, kid. Grow up and back the f*ck off. I was hoping to come into this thread and read about you doing 140MPH on a road or something, but what you did is completely unacceptable. Too bad the person in front of you didn't slam on their brakes putting your penis in a vice. :D

<^> (o_O) <^>
 
MagnusTheBrewer

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I was doing some 'spirited' driving with my car.

I was just having fun by tailgating this dude with bursts of gas. I know it's an asshole thing for me to do it. I wasn't speeding, I was just tailgating at 30mph in a suburbia mainroad.

This cop in a motorcycle suddenly drove up right next to my window and started to verbally own me. He said something along the lines of:

"Hey you fvck. How about I ride your fvcking ass like that for awhile? Huh you fvcker? How about I write you a fvcking $500 ticket huh fvcker? How would you like that huh?"

I was so dumbfounded at his sheer abrasive and bluntness that was happening right before my eyes...

Then he just took off.... wtf?
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Your TOTALLY in the wrong. Not only should the cop have written you a ticket but should have slapped you around some while he was doing it.
 
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zixxer

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HTGDF is that spirited driving? You mean you were being a total arsehole???



ugh
 
Kalmah

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Luckily it wasn't me you where tailgating. I periodically slam my breaks on purpose in these types of scenerios. And I also thank myself for not owning a gun.. because I would be tempted to use it. Self-defence... you're acting like you're trying to kill me.. I shoot you in the head.
 
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CombatChuk

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
motorcycle cops are the biggest pricks....i had one almost run me down in a crosswalk and he turned around to yell at me...even though i had the little walk sign.

but your still an idot for tailgaiting :p i would've slammed on my breaks and blammed you for ruining my bumper (one thats already dented from another jackass) :D
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They are! I had a motorcycle cop try to race my when I was riding back from school. I was just sitting at a light on my bike and this dick just rolled up revving his Harley engine like an ass saying "Let's see what you got man!" My sensible side though I would get a ticket if I won. But deep down I really wanted to dust his ass.

BTW this was in Downtown Denver.
 
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Ronstang

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If you had done that to me I would have slammed on my brakes and you would now be dealiing with your insurance company about fixing my car.
 
Kyanzes

Kyanzes

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2

"Hey you fvck. How about I ride your fvcking ass like that for awhile? Huh you fvcker? How about I write you a fvcking $500 ticket huh fvcker? How would you like that huh?"
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:thumbsup:

Cool. He should have said "miserable fvck" instead of simple "fvck" though.
 
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I also slam on my brakes for people like you, then if you pass and give the finger, I'll Fvckin follow you down every twist and turn until you're scared shitless to stop... Hate ppl that tailgate. Drive 100MPH, just do it reasonably, that ****** gives no room for error and it really boils my blood.
 
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