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[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Mill
Lets see. Gurck hides his profile, won't post his own picture, calls everyone a kid and immature, and then proceeds to act like a goddamn 4 year old. Now, are you going to stop being so damn hypocritical, or are you really the most arrogant little fvck ever? EVER.

I've posted my pic twice.

 

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Mill is a classy southern gentleman... I have no idea why Gurck attacks him for no reason

:laugh:

I don't recall typing out your biography so there's nothing for you to laugh at.

Omg man, you're treading on thin ice! Gurck is going to open a can of e-whoopass man.
I'd back off.

This from the guy who generally yaks incessantly about how cool he is because he's actually been to jail? Projection, much?

Look up incessantly and then report back to me champ. Then, mabey look up some new material. Using your only trump card on the first hand is foolish.

Here, I'll save you the work and write up the synopsis of a gurck ridden thread.

1. OP makes statement.
2. gurck makes disagreeing statement, optional statement about being a kid can be used here, but not necessary.
3. OP or other poster makes counter-statement disagreeing with gurck.
4. gurck then uses (or if he has already used it once, see #2) the age trump card. This can be followed with a suited insult to further base all assumptions of intelligence on age. This age is also assumed.
5. OP or poster is offended by gurcks troll, and then retorts with a more lively, and quite possibly flame ridden post.
6. gurck will make vague statement to try and further justify his troll post, and then toss in a few more suited insult cards. Optional, gurck may try and play the nice guy, and sound somewhat intelligent while berating the poster. This second optional play usually fails because it is based off of the material used in #2 or #4.
7. OP and poster usually follow up with a matching suited insult and then a supporting argument for their original post.
8. gurck denies any merit of logic to the posters retort. This is partially based on the fact that it doesn't coincide with his opinion, but mostly because thoes posters are kids.
9. this goes back and forth for a while. The OP and posters arguments and retorts are dynamic where gurcks usually maintain the same "you are just a kid", or for the select few "youre a jailbird".

cliffnotes: OP posts, gurck makes a troll comment, op or poster retorts, gurck rests on "youre a kid" argument.

Gurck, you're a sad case. You're 27, and do nothing but bash on people because they are younger than you. Actually, that's ALL you do. Did you get picked on a lot as a child?
Spending around 8-10 hours a day on an online forum that you KNOW is filled with relatively young individuals into geek stuff, bashing them because they are young. That is truly mature. You would think after 27 years you could be a sliver more creative than you are now.

So you're 27 without an inkling of a life, a severly bruised ego and issues with anyone who disagrees with you. Superb.

You fit this description.

edit: comon into #neochat on undernet. If you can manage that. I'm sure this thread will get locked with the gentle push of your idiocy.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Mill
Lets see. Gurck hides his profile, won't post his own picture, calls everyone a kid and immature, and then proceeds to act like a goddamn 4 year old. Now, are you going to stop being so damn hypocritical, or are you really the most arrogant little fvck ever? EVER.

I've posted my pic twice.

No, an actual picture of yourself. You can't keep posting the same picture of an asshole out of that anatomy book and claim it is you just because you are an asshole. It doesn't work like that, it has to be an actual picture of yourself, regardless of the fact that you are an asshole.

 

[Mill]

Wait, is that a real picture of Gurck? LOL, he's got a massive forehead and quite the large Adam's apple. That's reminiscent of a fat young John Kerry.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: Gurck
I'm a troll for commenting factually and in pertinence to the thread, but you're not for hitting me with the end-all, be-all of gradeschool insults; "you tool"?

Nope, look up the word "troll"

Trolling would be posting only to incite a reaction, relaying no useful information. Such as making a post saying "you tool". On calling you a kid, I just call 'em as I see 'em. You are one, you make it painfully obvious. We all were at one point, it's nothing to be ashamed of... but all the same I think we'd both be better off if you found some Pokemon forums to post on, or perhaps "pwn sum pplz" in CounterStrike. Shoo~

I believe you said "Noob" first. You are a troll, stop kidding yourself. Although I consider myself young, I am over 20.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Look up incessantly and then report back to me champ. Then, mabey look up some new material. Using your only trump card on the first hand is foolish.

Here, I'll save you the work and write up the synopsis of a gurck ridden thread.

1. OP makes statement.
2. gurck makes disagreeing statement, optional statement about being a kid can be used here, but not necessary.
3. OP or other poster makes counter-statement disagreeing with gurck.
4. gurck then uses (or if he has already used it once, see #2) the age trump card. This can be followed with a suited insult to further base all assumptions of intelligence on age. This age is also assumed.
5. OP or poster is offended by gurcks troll, and then retorts with a more lively, and quite possibly flame ridden post.
6. gurck will make vague statement to try and further justify his troll post, and then toss in a few more suited insult cards. Optional, gurck may try and play the nice guy, and sound somewhat intelligent while berating the poster. This second optional play usually fails because it is based off of the material used in #2 or #4.
7. OP and poster usually follow up with a matching suited insult and then a supporting argument for their original post.
8. gurck denies any merit of logic to the posters retort. This is partially based on the fact that it doesn't coincide with his opinion, but mostly because thoes posters are kids.
9. this goes back and forth for a while. The OP and posters arguments and retorts are dynamic where gurcks usually maintain the same "you are just a kid", or for the select few "youre a jailbird".

cliffnotes: OP posts, gurck makes a troll comment, op or poster retorts, gurck rests on "youre a kid" argument.

Gurck, you're a sad case. You're 27, and do nothing but bash on people because they are younger than you. Actually, that's ALL you do. Did you get picked on a lot as a child?
Spending around 8-10 hours a day on an online forum that you KNOW is filled with relatively young individuals into geek stuff, bashing them because they are young. That is truly mature. You would think after 27 years you could be a sliver more creative than you are now.

So you're 27 without an inkling of a life, a severly bruised ego and issues with anyone who disagrees with you. Superb.

You fit this description.

Wow, what a mature response. You claim to be in your mid-twenties and the best you can do is to f*ck with my picture and re-post it? Your cliffs notes could use a little work though, I've only retaliated, and not attacked. You call me a sad case, yet you post a good deal yourself, and every post you make is to put someone or something down, talk about how you're cool because you're a thug and an ex-con, or talk about how newbies are ruining the forums (attacking people left & right helps the forums, of course).

Originally posted by: CheapArse
I believe you said "Noob" first. You are a troll, stop kidding yourself. Although I consider myself young, I am over 20.

Nope, try reading the thread.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

come to neochat

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, is that a real picture of Gurck? LOL, he's got a massive forehead and quite the large Adam's apple. That's reminiscent of a fat young John Kerry.

I'm aware of the fact I'm not good looking. I had expected this response, of course. When lacking any real reason to attack someone, but feeling the urge anyway (likely due to a few too many miller lites while watching WWF Wrestling), ragging on a RL pic or some namecalling is always a sure bet, eh?

 

Wow, what a mature response. You claim to be in your mid-twenties and the best you can do is to f*ck with my picture and re-post it? Your cliffs notes could use a little work though, I've only retaliated, and not attacked. You call me a sad case, yet you post a good deal yourself, and every post you make is to put someone or something down, talk about how you're cool because you're a thug and an ex-con, or talk about how newbies are ruining the forums (attacking people left & right helps the forums, of course).

At this point you deserve no mature responses. You deserve no more respect than the stereotypical troll. You havn't been around long enough to see more than a few hundred of my posts. So make all the assumptions you want from such limited exposure. It just makes you look like more of an ass. Not like you really need much help with that, you seem to be doing a sufficient job on your own. You attack all the time, and then you retaliate when someone attacks you back. You seem to miss how you are an asshole first. Though I am betting this is a theme in your life. Resulting in a severe lack of friends, significant others or likewise.

Point out more than 2 posts where I mentioned I was in trouble with the law, ever. Or mentioned I was a thug, or mentioned anything about my daily life of assumed crime.
If anyone is grasping at straws it's you. How long are you going to beat the "you're a excon, e thug" drum for? How long are you going to play the "I'm 27 so I'm more mature and superior to you" card for? Why not just keep playing the victim card, everyone loves a victim!
Reality is you're an utter loser getting close to pushing 30yrs old, hanging out on a tech forum putting down geeks all day, working a deadend job with no future and no degree.

You drag every thread you post in down to gradeschool level, why not fight fire with fire.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Mill
Wait, is that a real picture of Gurck? LOL, he's got a massive forehead and quite the large Adam's apple. That's reminiscent of a fat young John Kerry.

I'm aware of the fact I'm not good looking. I had expected this response, of course. When lacking any real reason to attack someone, but feeling the urge anyway (likely due to a few too many miller lites while watching WWF Wrestling), ragging on a RL pic or some namecalling is always a sure bet, eh?

RL? Heh, someone is WAY too caught up in the world teh interweb!

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
come to neochat

Nice try. At least here there's a chance one of you isn't in good with a mod and won't get my IP address.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
come to neochat

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
come to neochat

Nice try. At least here there's a chance one of you isn't in good with a mod and won't get my IP address.

If someone was in good with a mod you'd have been banned a long time ago. Hell use a proxy to connect to #neochat then with a real IRC client.

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Hell use a proxy to connect to #neochat then with a real IRC client.

That is the answer! & stop being a pansy.

 

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
come to neochat

Nice try. At least here there's a chance one of you isn't in good with a mod and won't get my IP address.

Don't be too sure about that. It's fun to kick a troll around a bit before he's burned.

I'm surprised you know what an IP address is. Impressive.

 

[Gurck]

Can see through them if you look hard enough. If you want to say something, say it here.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
come to neochat

Nice try. At least here there's a chance one of you isn't in good with a mod and won't get my IP address.

Do you actually think I don't already have your IP? Wow, talk about paranoid.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Can see through them if you look hard enough. If you want to say something, say it here.

Can see through what, a proxy? LMAO. Wow, you got burned badly in this thread by numerous people, and now you are crying. WAH WAH WAH. Give the baby his bottle.

 

Who were you before you got banned gurck?

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: Gurck
Can see through them if you look hard enough. If you want to say something, say it here.

Can see through what, a proxy? LMAO. Wow, you got burned badly in this thread by numerous people, and now you are crying. WAH WAH WAH. Give the baby his bottle.

And no one Sammy.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Can see through them if you look hard enough. If you want to say something, say it here.

Looks like 30 posts per day on a computer forum can't bring you simple common sense about the internet and the way it works...

 

Oh man, we got a hacker on our hands here.
I better log out before my shizzle gets izzled.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Oh man, we got a hacker on our hands here.
I better log out before my shizzle gets izzled.

Too late, I just found your goat porn collection.


I didn't mean it to sound like that. I'm simply paranoid and remember things I've read about security.

 

[PowerMac4Ever]

Originally posted by: Gurck
Too late, I just found your goat porn collection.

yeah.. work on the material seinfeld

 

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: SampSon
Oh man, we got a hacker on our hands here.
I better log out before my shizzle gets izzled.

Too late, I just found your goat porn collection.


I didn't mean it to sound like that. I'm simply paranoid and remember things I've read about security.

I know, I was alluding to the fact that you don't know anything about security or networking.