I got hit in the chest with a bat and I won.

[Scarpozzi]

So I was driving my boat tonight on the river for a late-night cruise.... I was doing 40 m.p.h. and raised above my windshield to scan the water for logs, rocks, etc.... All of the sudden, I get hit with something about the size of a pigeon right smack in the middle of my chest.... I looked behind me and saw the critter trying as hard as it could to regain flight control.... My roommate just looked at me and laughed cause this stuff almost always happens to me.

 

[jagec]

Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

I was expecting :camera:'s of a bat shred to splinters

 

[her209]

Its a sign that you should become Batman.

 

[IAteYourMother]

pics?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

Same

 

[OulOat]

<Robin>Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed</Robin>

 

[loup garou]

Happened to me with a seagull.

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

Same

same here

 

Were you drinking a 40 and eating cold fried chicken?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Were you drinking a 40 and eating cold fried chicken?

LOL, he's going to get a BWI!!

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: werk
Happened to me with a seagull.

ouch

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: werk
LOL, he's going to get a BWI!!

Is that Bat While Intoxicated? Or Boating While Intoxicated?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: werk
Happened to me with a seagull.

ouch

Lifevest absorbed most of the impact. I was up front on my dad's boat (big open bow for fishing), saw the seagull cut low in front of us. Thought to myself "oh shit, that bird's not gonna make it...oh shit, it's gonna hit the boat...OH SHIT, IT'S HITTING ME!" It crapped all over the place too.

 

[bjc112]

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

LOL, me too..

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: werk

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: werk
Happened to me with a seagull.

ouch

Lifevest absorbed most of the impact. I was up front on my dad's boat (big open bow for fishing), saw the seagull cut low in front of us. Thought to myself "oh shit, that bird's not gonna make it...oh shit, it's gonna hit the boat...OH SHIT, IT'S HITTING ME!" It crapped all over the place too.

At least you had a lifevest on. I was at least wearing a running jersey.

 

[So]

I came in here expecting to complain that I thought it was an animal and not a wooden bat. You ruined my fun.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: So
I came in here expecting to complain that I thought it was an animal and not a wooden bat. You ruined my fun.

 

[kaymin]

Bad title!

The way it's worded implies that it's a wooden bat!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: jagec
Oh, I was thinking more like a Louiseville Slugger.

I was expecting :camera:'s of a bat shred to splinters

Yes.