I got attacked by a stationary object yesterday :(

[beer]

So I was over my friend's house swimming yesterday, and we were playing water volleyball. So we're playing it, and the ball goes into the spa. I jump into the spa and more or less LAND ON THIS POLE that moves water up like a fountain! It wasn't moving any water, and was white PVC, so I didn't see it at all. I snap the pole at it's base, but now I have an eight inch by two inch abrasion over the dead center of my chest I don't think I can go swimming for about a week until it heals It hurts like a mofo too

 

[Alienwho]

Did you cry?

 

[beer]

Not really. I did a hell of a lot of bleeding though. And to make it worse, I had a girl with me and it was her first time meeting most of my closest friends. It couldn't have been a worse day for this to happen.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I'm sorry.

You're lucky you weren't cannonball-ing into the spa. Hard time explaining a PVC pipe up your rear.

I hope you feel better soon.

 

[Thanatopsis]

I bet that made a good impression...

 

[frizzlefry]

god damn! that must've hurt! sheesh! did you have to pay for the damage?
So you didn't really cry but you did right?

 

[Paulson]

Of course he didn't cry!

Are you people stupid?

<< I had a girl with me >>

If that isn't even motivation not to cry, I don't know what the hell is wrong with you!



BTW, I bet that hurt man. You sure you didn't break any ribs (pvc pipeing is very rough on the cut end too )

yeeeouch!

 

[Kelvrick]

I was reading and once I got to the part about landing on the pole, I burst out laughing. Oh well, I'm evil and assume the worst. Damnit, if I had a girl with me, break my arm and I wouldn't cry. Of course... unless you're trying to go for that sensitive type guy who shows his feelings.

 

[sharkeeper]

Lucky the pole didn't penetrate anything! :Q

Cheers!

 

[beer]

<< god damn! that must've hurt! sheesh! did you have to pay for the damage?
So you didn't really cry but you did right? >>



Nope but his dad was pretty mad. The first thing he said was, &quot;And the whole water shooting out of the pole didn't tip you off that it was there?&quot;

Oh well. John told me today that it was only about $10 to fix, and that his mom was more concerned that I'm feeling good than the status of a pipe.

And no way was I going to cry with this girl here....

 

[shiner]

<< The first thing he said was, &quot;And the whole water shooting out of the pole didn't tip you off that it was there?&quot; >>


What an A-Hole!

 

[RGN]

You said it wasn't moving any water...

Damn funny though!

 

[LordMaul]

<<

<< The first thing he said was, &quot;And the whole water shooting out of the pole didn't tip you off that it was there?&quot; >>


What an A-Hole! >>



YEAH!

Just because something is staring you right in the face doesn't mean you should see it.

 

[Sluggo]

You should come up with your own catch phrase for this event....something like Look Before You Leap

Oh Wait, that one has been around awhile.

 

[b0mbrman]

lol at Sluggo!

 

[Platypus]

Sounds like his dad is a prick.

 

[beer]

urm guys I just think he was being sarcastic...I don't think he was serious...

 

[Platypus]

<<
Nope but his dad was pretty mad. The first thing he said was, &quot;And the whole water shooting out of the pole didn't tip you off that it was there?&quot;
>>




That whole part about him being pretty mad threw us off....

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Yea - you made it sound like he was furious

BTW, it's more like &quot;I attacked a stationary object yesterday &quot; seeing as how you jumped on the pole

 

[Atlantean]

That sucks, kinda funny though

 

[beer]

Well I did take the pole out, so I guess I won.

 

[iamthesystem]

<< And the whole water shooting out of the pole didn't tip you off that it was there? >>





just a suggestion by me: don't (ever) go back to his house again, unless you happen to be going to kick the living sh1t out of that a$$hole...

 

[Capn]

iamthesys, what are you 12?

 

[beer]

iamthesystem, yeah, like I'm really gonna beat up one of my best friend's dads...

uh huh

DUMBASS

 

[MrBond]

<< You're lucky you weren't cannonball-ing into the spa. Hard time explaining a PVC pipe up your rear. >>


&quot;Million in one chance Doc. Million in one!&quot;