I got a ticket for running a red light last night

[MetalMat]

I recently purchased a 1993 Honda Accord EX and have been in love with it. Its a standard and has a really awesome sound system. This car seriously puts my old van (Vantera) to shame that I used to drive.

So last night I was cruising along a street near campus jamming to some Slayer very loudly and all of the sudden I noticed a yellow light coming up ahead. Being much much much too caught up in the song "South of Heaven" I decided to skip on by this stupid yellow light only to get a cop car right behind me. Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.

Blah blah blah, got out the car, blah blah, Liscense, do you know why you were stopped? blah blah blah

Anyways In my wallet I have like 8 coupons for a free dozen glazed donuts at Meches donuts and tried to offer the cop one as a friendly offer. He got really mad, REALLY MAD. Went off on a tangent about how people are punka$$es nowadays or something like that. I dont know, I was just being friendly Ah well, guess I gotta go pay like 120 bucks and sit through a stupid lecture or something.

Peace :beer:


Alright people, it was not bribery! I offered him the coupon after I got the ticket, I noticed that I had a bunch of them in my wallet when I was putting my DL back and I offered him one since I am not a big fan of donuts, just trying to be nice.

Update

Here are some pics for all u fools callin shens, however my camera does kind of suck

Pic of coupon for free donuts
Pic of traffic ticket

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I recently purchased a 1993 Honda Accord EX and have been in love with it. Its a standard and has a really awesome sound system. This car seriously puts my old van (Vantera) to shame that I used to drive.

So last night I was cruising along a street near campus jamming to some Slayer very loudly and all of the sudden I noticed a yellow light coming up ahead. Being much much much too caught up in the song "South of Heaven" I decided to skip on by this stupid yellow light only to get a cop car right behind me. Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.

Blah blah blah, got out the car, blah blah, Liscense, do you know why you were stopped? blah blah blah

Anyways In my wallet I have like 8 coupons for a free dozen glazed donuts at Meches donuts and tried to offer the cop one as a friendly offer. He got really mad, REALLY MAD. Went off on a tangent about how people are punka$$es nowadays or something like that. I dont know, I was just being friendly Ah well, guess I gotta go pay like 120 bucks and sit through a stupid lecture or something.

Peace :beer:

shens.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

So...did he take the coupon?

 

[bonkers325]

run through a red light :thumbsup:

 

[meltdown75]

there's friendly, and then there's just stupid. unfortunately i would have to categorize your actions among the latter.

:beer:

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I recently purchased a 1993 Honda Accord EX and have been in love with it. Its a standard and has a really awesome sound system. This car seriously puts my old van (Vantera) to shame that I used to drive.

So last night I was cruising along a street near campus jamming to some Slayer very loudly and all of the sudden I noticed a yellow light coming up ahead. Being much much much too caught up in the song "South of Heaven" I decided to skip on by this stupid yellow light only to get a cop car right behind me. Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.

Blah blah blah, got out the car, blah blah, Liscense, do you know why you were stopped? blah blah blah

Anyways In my wallet I have like 8 coupons for a free dozen glazed donuts at Meches donuts and tried to offer the cop one as a friendly offer. He got really mad, REALLY MAD. Went off on a tangent about how people are punka$$es nowadays or something like that. I dont know, I was just being friendly Ah well, guess I gotta go pay like 120 bucks and sit through a stupid lecture or something.

Peace :beer:

shens.

Well how am I gonna prove this to you, want me to take a pic of the ticket or something? I dont come on ATOT and lie about stuff like alot of people (Sonz70 .. cough .. Smackem).

No he did not accept the coupon. Ah well, his loss.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I recently purchased a 1993 Honda Accord EX and have been in love with it. Its a standard and has a really awesome sound system. This car seriously puts my old van (Vantera) to shame that I used to drive.

So last night I was cruising along a street near campus jamming to some Slayer very loudly and all of the sudden I noticed a yellow light coming up ahead. Being much much much too caught up in the song "South of Heaven" I decided to skip on by this stupid yellow light only to get a cop car right behind me. Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.

Blah blah blah, got out the car, blah blah, Liscense, do you know why you were stopped? blah blah blah

Anyways In my wallet I have like 8 coupons for a free dozen glazed donuts at Meches donuts and tried to offer the cop one as a friendly offer. He got really mad, REALLY MAD. Went off on a tangent about how people are punka$$es nowadays or something like that. I dont know, I was just being friendly Ah well, guess I gotta go pay like 120 bucks and sit through a stupid lecture or something.

Peace :beer:

shens.

Well how am I gonna prove this to you, want me to take a pic of the ticket or something? I dont come on ATOT and lie about stuff like alot of people (Sonz70 .. cough .. Smackem).

No he did not accept the coupon. Ah well, his loss.

Maybe he doesnt need a coupon to get free donuts. Sometimes cops will be offered free food items just because.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
Well how am I gonna prove this to you, want me to take a pic of the ticket or something? I dont come on ATOT and lie about stuff like alot of people (Sonz70 .. cough .. Smackem).

No he did not accept the coupon. Ah well, his loss.

no thats okay, i believe you

 

[toekramp]

you're a moron.

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
there's friendly, and then there's just stupid. unfortunately i would have to categorize your actions among the latter.

:beer:

it's all a matter of presentation. I'd make it into a friendly joke and get the cop to laugh.

Saying somethign like "how about this, free donuts, none of your pigs can resist that" will get you a rodney king style beating...

 

[EyeMWing]

That is the STUPIDEST FSCKING THING you can do.

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: toekramp
you're a moron.

And how so? I was just being nice but he got offended or something, its not my fault there are lame people in the world.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: meltdown75
there's friendly, and then there's just stupid. unfortunately i would have to categorize your actions among the latter.

:beer:

it's all a matter of presentation. I'd make it into a friendly joke and get the cop to laugh.

Saying somethign like "how about this, free donuts, none of your pigs can resist that" will get you a rodney king style beating...

no. there is no smart way to offer a cop a donut. /thread

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: toekramp
you're a moron.

And how so? I was just being nice but he got offended or something, its not my fault there are lame people in the world.

being ignorant to the fact you were a jackass, doesn't mean you weren't a jackass

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: MetalMat

Originally posted by: toekramp
you're a moron.

And how so? I was just being nice but he got offended or something, its not my fault there are lame people in the world.

It's sort of like offering an African American IRS agent that's come to take your car because you didn't pay your taxes a coupon for some fried chicken.

 

[trinketsummoner]

shens

 

[nakedfrog]

The only things you should say to police are "yes, sir," "no, sir," and things like that. No extraneous speech. Be respectful and you're much more likely to get off with a warning.
That or be a hot chick.

 

[CrazyShiz]

Originally posted by: toekramp
you're a moron.

 

[Stojakapimp]

Judging by your actions and the way you talk, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you really are retarded.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: jndietz

Originally posted by: MetalMat
I recently purchased a 1993 Honda Accord EX and have been in love with it. Its a standard and has a really awesome sound system. This car seriously puts my old van (Vantera) to shame that I used to drive.

So last night I was cruising along a street near campus jamming to some Slayer very loudly and all of the sudden I noticed a yellow light coming up ahead. Being much much much too caught up in the song "South of Heaven" I decided to skip on by this stupid yellow light only to get a cop car right behind me. Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.

Blah blah blah, got out the car, blah blah, Liscense, do you know why you were stopped? blah blah blah

Anyways In my wallet I have like 8 coupons for a free dozen glazed donuts at Meches donuts and tried to offer the cop one as a friendly offer. He got really mad, REALLY MAD. Went off on a tangent about how people are punka$$es nowadays or something like that. I dont know, I was just being friendly Ah well, guess I gotta go pay like 120 bucks and sit through a stupid lecture or something.

Peace :beer:

shens.

 

[733SHiFTY]

I thought it was funny...

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[tfinch2]

Man I wish police brutality was legal so he could have taken the night stick to your face.

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: MetalMat
.... Like 5 seconds later I saw the dumb sirens.....

 

[bernse]

You saw a siren?

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Man I wish police brutality was legal so he could have taken the night stick to your face.

I got a stick to slap around on your face.