i gist got bustid on ma bike agin... ;(

[OBLAMA2009]

so it like midnight and i bin sitting at a desk fo da last 6 hour so i decide ta go ride ma bike. iniway, im goin' down da street da wrong way, not botherin nobody an i see dis deputy slow down across the street next to me. so i pretend im changing ma mind an quickly make a 180 and cut through a corner gas stashun and start pedaling as fax as possible. dis mofo does an illegal u turn an catches up to me in his pimped cop car (yeah dats da priority on a sat night) and pulls me over in a parkin lot of front a restaurant. so he spends like 5 minutes tryin ta git me ta admit i was tryin ta run from them, axing me where i was goin and sayin schitt like "how come u was goin ta da grocery if it waznt open?" (it was open 5 min ago when you stopped me, dickhead), when i saw him i turned ma light on. iniway he spends da next 15 looking me up etc.. and then writes me tickit for going da wrong way and not havin a light on. moral of story: COPS SUCK

 

[JEDIYoda]

moral of the story...learn to spell!!
Learn to obey the traffic laws!! As a bicyclist you have to obey the same Laws as automobiles!

I do not feel your pain!! You got what you deserved!!

 

[OBLAMA2009]

does anyone know if im riding on the sidewalk whether i can say i was on private property. and can i use the fact that he made an illegal u turn to my advantage in any way

 

[chimaxi83]

Too bad you didn't try for suicide by cop. It would have been a MUCH more interesting thread, better than this illiterate diarrhea.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

Too bad you didn't try for suicide by cop. It would have been a MUCH more interesting thread, better than this illiterate diarrhea.

then i wooda entitle dis "i gone ta be wif dennifloss..."

at the end he said something like "youre lucky you didnt totally try to run away........[something about a hospital]" ...da fug?

 

[RossMAN]

translation?

 

[OBLAMA2009]

man i never know what to say in these situations. is it better ta try ta convince them not ta tickit you in da first place (eg try to claim innocence/offer an excuse/act outraged at cop behavior) or be passive so they wont get pissed and show up in court. i tend to do the latter, although once i acted angry and told a cop that another cop had burglarized my house and that worked

 

[OBLAMA2009]

translation?

did u know if you translate on youtube that it does ebonics? it does

 

[OBLAMA2009]

if youre on a bike are you required to give a cop your id? could i have said "sorry im a cyclist so i dont have a license, so you wont be able to send me a ticket"

 

[Brainonska511]

moral of story: I'm an idiot and deserved the ticket

FTFY.

 

[Angry Irishman]

You go out of your way to sound really stupid....mission accomplished.

 

[disappoint]

Obladi Oblama life goes on...
oh blah blah blah life goes on...

 

[Gerle]

does anyone know if im riding on the sidewalk whether i can say i was on private property. and can i use the fact that he made an illegal u turn to my advantage in any way

Admitting to riding on the sidewalk would be pretty dumb.

 

[NetWareHead]

I'd say by the way you talk/post, you are automatically guilty. Ebonics FTL.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

if youre on a bike are you required to give a cop your id? could i have said "sorry im a cyclist so i dont have a license, so you wont be able to send me a ticket"

Generally speaking, if you've been stopped for a traffic violation, ID is required. (Blah blah criminal activity, reasonable suspicion, etc.)

Unless you like prison food.

 

[mikeford]

Should have not run, just pull into the gas station and act like you are putting some air in the tires.

A) Tell the truth.
B) Shut up and take the ticket without comment.

 

[Brainonska511]

if youre on a bike are you required to give a cop your id? could i have said "sorry im a cyclist so i dont have a license, so you wont be able to send me a ticket"

You should have done this. Then they could just haul your ass down to the station while they verify your identity so they can properly issue you the citation.

 

[Engineer]

You go out of your way to sound really stupid....mission accomplished.

I don't think he went out of his way at all. It's all natural.

 

[Greenman]

man i never know what to say in these situations. is it better ta try ta convince them not ta tickit you in da first place (eg try to claim innocence/offer an excuse/act outraged at cop behavior) or be passive so they wont get pissed and show up in court. i tend to do the latter, although once i acted angry and told a cop that another cop had burglarized my house and that worked

What to say is simple, smile, be respectful, and tell the truth. I've been let go with a simple "lets be a little more careful sir" far more often than I've been given a ticket. One of those times I was doing 55 in a 35, had an open bottle of vodka on the seat and half a joint in the ashtray, this was back when weed was a felony.

 

[CPA]

If he has reason to suspect or believes you did something wrong, he has the right to make that U-turn. It wasn't illegal.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

What to say is simple, smile, be respectful, and tell the truth. I've been let go with a simple "lets be a little more careful sir" far more often than I've been given a ticket. One of those times I was doing 55 in a 35, had an open bottle of vodka on the seat and half a joint in the ashtray, this was back when weed was a felony.

it didnt help that when i saw him i did a 180 and tried to flee, if you do that it prolly guarantees theyre gonna chase you, and be pissed when they catch you

 

[Pocatello]

You go out of your way to sound really stupid....mission accomplished.

Typical post by the OP.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

What to say is simple, smile, be respectful, and tell the truth. I've been let go with a simple "lets be a little more careful sir" far more often than I've been given a ticket. One of those times I was doing 55 in a 35, had an open bottle of vodka on the seat and half a joint in the ashtray, this was back when weed was a felony.

When, and where was this???? In the late 60's and early 70's in California you pretty much had to blow smoke in the cops face to get a $25.00 ticket.

 

[alkemyst]

You never have been confronted by a cop except to tell you to get back on sidewalk.

 

[MtnMan]

Aside from the spelling and mongoloide grammar, riding a bike at night without a light the wrong on a one-way street is a special trait of dip shits.