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I gave my girlfriend the best April Fools joke EVER!

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Originally posted by: The Godfather
Did you cum on her face?
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That is COMPLETELY inapropriate for public forums. I would edit that real fast if i were you! :|

Guys if you didn't read down, the kid says that he is breaking it up. No matter how he words it (With regard to the "being less of a man quote") lets just leave it that it is good that he broke it off.

You did the right thing Opteron :thumbsup: ...takes a lot of guts to do something like that!

-Kevin
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...
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I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A KID JEESE IM SMARTER THAN THAT.
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JEESE NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU CAN BARELY SPEELLEE!
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What's the correct spelling of that?
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Read his posts, in general, he can't spell..
 
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Read his posts, in general, he can't spell..
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You can't use commas. Hell, you can't use an ellipsis properly either. Or is that a period? I can't tell...
 
Lmao i just got done reading the "Opteron guy loses his virginity" thread. In the middle of a movie, and she finished him off with her hand.

Maybe in Hollywood.
 
Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
EDIT: Less confusing


1. Me and girlfriend had long argument
2. Us having sex is involved.
3. We have had sex
4. I play it out as I am my mom and I read the whole conversation
5. She bout has a heart attack
6. Because she is weird about moms finding this stuff out.
7. I laugh.
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😕
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Read his posts, in general, he can't spell..
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You can't use commas. Hell, you can't use an ellipsis properly either. Or is that a period? I can't tell...
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I don't know why I had two commas and I think "..." are fun



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lol

......................
 
Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
If you guys only knew.
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Yeah seriously dude. You probably aren't even fertile yet and I'm sure by the intellect of your posts you wouldn't be able to find your way in a woman's pants.
 
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Read his posts, in general, he can't spell..
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You can't use commas. Hell, you can't use an ellipsis properly either. Or is that a period? I can't tell...
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I don't know why I had two commas...
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lol my gawd i wtfpwned you

By the way, it's "jeez". I had to look that up because I had no idea how to spell it. I didn't even know if it was a real word or not.
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Read his posts, in general, he can't spell..
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You can't use commas. Hell, you can't use an ellipsis properly either. Or is that a period? I can't tell...
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I don't know why I had two commas...
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lol my gawd i wtfpwned you

By the way, it's "jeez". I had to look that up because I had no idea how to spell it. I didn't even know if it was a real word or not.
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WTF, go away, you're making me think too much. ugh.
 
Originally posted by: happybelly
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: Yossarian
we won't find it funny because we don't know wtf you're talking about.
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1. QFT this post is confusing as hell
2. Opteron boy is like only 12
3. Opteron boy ain't goanna get laid for many years
4. Opteron boy doesn't even have a girl friend (posters and JPEG pictures don't count)
5. I think this is an april fools day joke in it's self.
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According to him, he already has. Text :laugh:
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LOL. Even the mods made fun of him in that thread.

 
Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: Yossarian
we won't find it funny because we don't know wtf you're talking about.
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1. QFT this post is confusing as hell
2. Opteron boy is like only 12
3. Opteron boy ain't goanna get laid for many years
4. Opteron boy doesn't even have a girl friend (posters and JPEG pictures don't count)
5. I think this is an april fools day joke in it's self.
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1. I will make it less confusing with cliffs
2. I am 13
3. I am not a virgin.
4. I have a GF, her name is Kallista (Kallie) Michelle Smith, weird cause she has same alst name as me
5. Not April Fools joke.
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WTF same last name as you? Lmao. Damn you're kinky sleeping with your sister.
 
my brother is 16... i am 19 you dumbass, i know MANY 13 year olds who are my brothers friends brother. there is no way in HELL they are having sex, you are bullshit.
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
I'm confused too.
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As confusing as this is, but I think you are the last person to talk about confusing things, you confused the hell out of us with your fscked up YAGT.
 
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Originally posted by: Yossarian
we won't find it funny because we don't know wtf you're talking about.
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1. QFT this post is confusing as hell
2. Opteron boy is like only 12
3. Opteron boy ain't goanna get laid EVER
4. Opteron boy doesn't even have a girl friend (posters and JPEG pictures don't count)
5. I think this is an april fools day joke in it's self.
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fixed
 
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