I gave my girlfriend the best April Fools joke EVER!

[JoeFahey]

You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...

 

[eXx08]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A KID JEESE IM SMARTER THAN THAT.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Oh I see. Everything else is the lie then. Happy April 1 to you too.

 

[eXx08]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Oh I see. Everything else is the lie then. Happy April 1 to you too.

TOo bad it's April 2nd, even when you posted that.

 

[JoeFahey]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Oh I see. Everything else is the lie then. Happy April 1 to you too.

TOo bad it's April 2nd, even when you posted that.

West Coast?

 

[eXx08]

Well I'm out. But this is not a lie I swear to anthing you won't me to swear to.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Oh I see. Everything else is the lie then. Happy April 1 to you too.

TOo bad it's April 2nd, even when you posted that.

West Coast?

Or just Central/Mountain time (and all time zones west to the international dateline).

 

[happybelly]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A KID JEESE IM SMARTER THAN THAT.

Obviously you're not. If you were, you would know the only 100% sure thing is not having sex.

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
Well I'm out. But this is not a lie I swear to anthing you won't me to swear to.

*shakes his head*

Good luck Opteron Guy, hopefully you will follow the advice we are trying to give you....

-Kevin

 

[JoeFahey]

What is Opteronguy Jr.'s name going to be?

 

[enyce2k9]

My advice is do 3rd base for now.
/thread.

 

[happybelly]

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
My advice is do 3rd base for now.
/thread.

If he didn't know what it meant when he said he was the catcher, he might not understand this one either.

 

[couppi]

His name will probably be Big Smith
Hay to Zzzzzzzz: Hillbilly Songs for Kids!

 

[eXx08]

Kevin taught me my lesson on this one. I think he deserves Elite Member. This is what I conffessed to my girlfriend:

xOSUx xBUCKEYESx: kallie ive been thinking alot lately and im sorry if u waisted uyour time today but i dont want to screw up my life with a baby or anything and i know this makes me sound less of a man but really think about it, im not going to lie to my parents anymroe i just dont want to do it anymore, sorry, :'(


and...


xOSUx xBUCKEYESx: noo its jsut i got my whole life ahead of me and i dont want to take even a .17% chance of havning it screwed all down the drain

 

[Trikat]

... I still don't understand you message well. Read it: 0 funny. Found out you had to correct it to make it funny instead of massively confusion: -5 funny.
Opteron is in your name +5 funny.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
What is Opteronguy Jr.'s name going to be?

Athlon Jr. ?

 

[eXx08]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
What is Opteronguy Jr.'s name going to be?

Athlon Jr. ?

HAHAHA.


EDIT: 10/10

 

[The Godfather]

13 year old kids having sex.. Usually i would think 13 year olds wouldn't know which hole to put it in. Or even the basic layout of the organ.

 

[JoeFahey]

Could this possibly be another ownage of the year thread from Opteron?

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
Kevin taught me my lesson on this one. I think he deserves Elite Member. This is what I conffessed to my girlfriend:

xOSUx xBUCKEYESx: kallie ive been thinking alot lately and im sorry if u waisted uyour time today but i dont want to screw up my life with a baby or anything and i know this makes me sound less of a man but really think about it, im not going to lie to my parents anymroe i just dont want to do it anymore, sorry, :'(

You're 13. You are not a man.

 

[JoeFahey]

Originally posted by: Falcon39

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy
Kevin taught me my lesson on this one. I think he deserves Elite Member. This is what I conffessed to my girlfriend:

xOSUx xBUCKEYESx: kallie ive been thinking alot lately and im sorry if u waisted uyour time today but i dont want to screw up my life with a baby or anything and i know this makes me sound less of a man but really think about it, im not going to lie to my parents anymroe i just dont want to do it anymore, sorry, :'(

You're 13. You are not a man.

Made me chuckle.

 

[The Godfather]

Did you cum on her face?

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A KID JEESE IM SMARTER THAN THAT.

JEESE NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU CAN BARELY SPEELLEE!

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: Philippine Mango

Originally posted by: Opteron Guy

Originally posted by: JoeFahey1
You make no sense. The dream is becoming a congressman.

Well, kiss that dream goodbye if you have a kid at your age...

I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A KID JEESE IM SMARTER THAN THAT.

JEESE NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU CAN BARELY SPEELLEE!

What's the correct spelling of that?

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: The Godfather
Did you cum on her face?

He probably pissed on her face, therefore negating the need for a condom..