I FVCKING HATE HAVING A FAT SLOB FOR A SUITE MATE~!!!

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: pyonir
You said two different things take the cake. Which one takes it? Or are there two cakes? What kind of cakes are they?

mmmmm cake.

I think what he meant was that the big roommate takes the cake... all to himself.

 

[StormRider]

Crawl into his bed tonight and spoon him...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: StormRider
Crawl into his bed tonight and spoon him...

:heart:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
Does he look like This.

You am cannot grammar.

 

[blahblah99]

Make your female friends come over and tell him in his face that he stinks! Guys like him will listen to anything a girl say!

 

[nageov3t]

Oh yea, he's like 6 ft and 325lbs. Doesn't work out, and doesn't do basically anything.
1 pair of shorts and 1 sweat pants and 3 t-shirts is his whole wardrobe NO SOCKS.

Oh yea, what takes the cake is he argues that he doesn't stink and asks us to sniff him.
His roommate constantly says he smells and the stinker always denies it.
I guess he doesn't notice his own odors. It's not just BO it's BBO.

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice kid. His sexuality is also questionable (probably can rule this out because aren't most gays clean and well kept? ), but this has to stop.

sounds exactly like one of my old roommates. he was gay, so don't count it out

the funny thing was, he showered every day, but he managed to come back from the shower smelling worse than he did when he went in.

 

[MegaWorks]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: MegaWorks
Does he look like This.

You am cannot grammar.

ok dumba$$ :thumbsup:

 

[everman]

If he smells like a dog, asks you to snif him, and wears no socks, is he not a dog?

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[MrCodeDude]

Spray him with lysol disinfectant spray.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

you took the cake twice! you should have left some for fatty.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I used to tape a big fat yellow duct tape to the floor to contain my slob of a roomate back in college. I literally said "hey fatass, you pass anything beyond this line and I'm gonna throw that sh&t out. Now pay me back for my microwaveable pizza and 2 cans of soda you stole from the mini fridge last night at 3am."

I hated college.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
you took the cake twice! you should have left some for fatty.

 

[SimsFreak]

Get an outlet made above, and around his room and buy those plugin smell thingies that have fans so you don't smell it when he walks by. Tell him that if he does start acting normal, picking up after himslrf he needs to move out. If he has to live with you for college, etc.. tell your school about it after a month of trying to get him to change his habits.