I FVCKING HATE HAVING A FAT SLOB FOR A SUITE MATE~!!!

isekii

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This Fat bastard makes a mess and doesn't clean up anything.
The living room is littered with Pop Tarts Crumbs and it's foil. ( He's the only one that eats pop tarts ) He also tears up Paper Towels and Toilet Paper and scatters them all over the place.
The bathroom is littered with TP and everytime he uses it and comes out of the bathroom it smells like wet dog.
Everytime I walk by his room the smell of wet dog hits me like a sucker punch. I feel sorry for my other suite mate who rooms with him.
This fat bastard doesn't even wear socks either, with sneakers. It's fvcking horrible.
It's only been 2 weeks but I'm at the point where I'm gonna have to open up a can of whoop ass.
What takes the cake is, we ( me and my other roommates say stuff, so that he does act like a decent hygenic human being but he never listens )

It'll be interesting this coming week.

Oh yea, he's like 6 ft and 325lbs. Doesn't work out, and doesn't do basically anything.
1 pair of shorts and 1 sweat pants and 3 t-shirts is his whole wardrobe NO SOCKS.

Oh yea, what takes the cake is he argues that he doesn't stink and asks us to sniff him.
His roommate constantly says he smells and the stinker always denies it.
I guess he doesn't notice his own odors. It's not just BO it's BBO.

Don't get me wrong, he's a nice kid. His sexuality is also questionable (probably can rule this out because aren't most gays clean and well kept? ), but this has to stop.
 

oogabooga

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Jan 14, 2003
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that is terrible... i'd say open the can of whoop ass... but you may get sick.
 

BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
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So how's that break up going man?

Haha, stress after stress. Sorry to hear about the fat dude, must be a nitemare.
 

Azraele

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Nov 5, 2000
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He's missing out on the pleasures of a brand new pair of comfy socks then.
 

isekii

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
suck having a sucky roommate

just stay drunk, that'll help

If i get drunk, i'll probably say things to him that I mean that are pretty mean.
He's a nice kid, the only problem is that he's a fat bastard slob.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: moshquerade
suck having a sucky roommate

just stay drunk, that'll help

If i get drunk, i'll probably say things to him that I mean that are pretty mean.
He's a nice kid, the only problem is that he's a fat bastard slob.
guess what? if you hold this all in eventually you will blow up at him.
 

isekii

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Mar 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: isekii
Originally posted by: moshquerade
suck having a sucky roommate

just stay drunk, that'll help

If i get drunk, i'll probably say things to him that I mean that are pretty mean.
He's a nice kid, the only problem is that he's a fat bastard slob.
guess what? if you hold this all in eventually you will blow up at him.

yea, hopefully his roommate will rip him first.
then that'll save the work that ill need to do.

i'm not a neat freak but i like to live in a clean environment.
 

kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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Well, if you do decide to confront him, stick to the issues: being inconsiderate by making a mess, and personal hygiene. The fact the guy is fat isn't really a factor.

As soon as you mention his size, he'll ignore everything you say and write it off as you hating him for being fat.
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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You said two different things take the cake. Which one takes it? Or are there two cakes? What kind of cakes are they?

mmmmm cake.