I fvcked up on halloween

[welst10]

I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

 

[Joemonkey]

get ready to get egged!

 

[RagingBITCH]

Print out pictures of porn and hand it to the kids.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

so what did you do?

 

[sniperruff]

just give each of them a quarter

 

[welst10]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

so what did you do?

I said, Just a moment. Then rushed all over the place searching for stuff, and finally found half a bag strawberry cookies. So I gave them the cookies. After they left I turned off lights and didn't answer the door for the 2nd round of kids. I mean I coudln't just open the door and say sorry kids no candy, could i? I was just fvcked up.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

so what did you do?

I said, Just a moment. Then rushed all over the place searching for stuff, and finally found half a bag strawberry cookies. So I gave them the cookies. After they left I turned off lights and didn't answer the door for the 2nd round of kids. I mean I coudln't just open the door and say sorry kids no candy, could i? I was just fvcked up.

you just threw some opened cookies in their bags?

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

Shoud've just made it look like nobody was home. Lock the doors, turn out the lights... you know.

Or hand out cold ones instead of candy =)

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

so what did you do?

I said, Just a moment. Then rushed all over the place searching for stuff, and finally found half a bag strawberry cookies. So I gave them the cookies. After they left I turned off lights and didn't answer the door for the 2nd round of kids. I mean I coudln't just open the door and say sorry kids no candy, could i? I was just fvcked up.

you just threw some opened cookies in their bags?

LoL wow....cookies...

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

At least you didn't give them apples or anything else that could have been a projectile back at your house.

 

[isekii]

you should have given them a buck each.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Print out pictures of porn and hand it to the kids.

I could just see their little eyes light up, lol.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Print out pictures of porn and hand it to the kids.

I could just see their little eyes light up, lol.

:laugh:

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: welst10

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: welst10
I didn't buy any candy coz I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago (used to live in apt) and totally didn't expect kids would knock on my door. well, they did.

so what did you do?

I said, Just a moment. Then rushed all over the place searching for stuff, and finally found half a bag strawberry cookies. So I gave them the cookies. After they left I turned off lights and didn't answer the door for the 2nd round of kids. I mean I coudln't just open the door and say sorry kids no candy, could i? I was just fvcked up.

U are the fvker who did not open the door and made my kid cry 🙂

 

[jjones]

You have to be prepared for things like this. Just put an empty bowl outside the door with a little sign that says, "Take one."

 

[Babbles]

I week long pass to BangBus should be enough treat.

 

[aplefka]

pr0n = :thumbsup:

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Babbles
I week long pass to BangBus should be enough treat.

The only visitors to BangBus are the clients.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: welst10
I just moved to my townhouse a few months ago

I think that's a pretty fair time frame to pick up a bag of candy.

 

[Amorphus]

I mean, really, it used to really tick me off when someone wouldn't answer the door.

 

[slick230]

Can someone please explain to me exactly when it became EXPECTED that you had to give sh!t to kids on Halloween?

 

[lavagirl669]

I've had that happen before....it sucks to be the kids 🙁

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Just buy a box of cereal, and give it out by the handfuls 🙂.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Just buy a box of cereal, and give it out by the handfuls 🙂.

ahahaha!

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: slick230
Can someone please explain to me exactly when it became EXPECTED that you had to give sh!t to kids on Halloween?

That is why you turn on the tv full blast and watch a porno or something 😀

That and sit on the roof with a gun and snipe anyone that tries to egg your house 😀