I found this out under my doormat...

[shortylickens]

Next time you tell us about sh1t under your doormat, you better have pics of stoned hookers!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Isn't this the same roommate that doesn't know how to use TP?

 

[illusion88]

Quietly tell your neighbors you have somehting to sell them.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Quietly tell your neighbors you have somehting to sell them.

:laugh:
Make some quick $$$.

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: Don Rodriguez

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
So um I step on my doormat and I see the corner bent over, so I readjust it and realize something's underneath. I lift it up and find this stuff in a baggie all rolled into a cylinder.

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I hold it for awhile then realize I'm in plain sight so I step into my apartment. I knew what it was, but took it out to see it better (and take a pic of it!)

I have no idea why its there at first. What's weird is I only recently put my new doormat out...just before this past weekend. I check to be sure and, sure enough, there's only 2 doormats on this section of hall, mine and this other guy's (lives 2 doors down).

I ran through the scenarios and I figured this guy probably gets deliveries, and maybe he tells them to just "leave it under the mat". Of course, my door's closer to the elevator so the delivery guy will see my mat first--or he might be used to going to the first mat since we both have the same one (generic from the university apartment office, but I kept mine inside my door so I could leave dirty shoes on it.) That's the most logical thing I can think of.

Of course, I later took my mat inside, and put the stuff under the other guy's mat! I know if I leave my mat out and this guy doesn't get the delivery he asked for, he'll figure out what happened eventually. And I just don't wanna have that awkward conversation!!!

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UPDATE: Holy shnikes, boy was I wrong!! New info points to the baggie belonging to my ROOMMATE!!! I haven't confirmed this yet, but he asked me why I brought the doormat in and looked at me funny when I made up an excuse! But if he's involved, the question becomes whether he's the recipient...or if he's the TRAFFICKER!! :Q Considering he's a FOB, I'm really hoping its the former?

live with people you know smoke pot FTW

Fixed.

 

[daveymark]

what is FOB

 

[Eli]

lmao, wish I could have seen the pics.. but if it was really just a dime bag, just be nice and give it back to your roommate.

 

[Googer]

It looks like boiled cabbage.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Nice. :thumbsup:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I get banned for posting it in a parody thread and he gets a warning for a feature display? Horseshit.

- M4H