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I found a mouse living under my stove.

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Zysoclaplem

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He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
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Fill your kitchen with gas and strike a match.
 
Anyways, you need to catch him. I had a mouse get into my stove and get caught in a small hole by the burners he couldn't quite fit through. Yeah, didn't find him until the smell lead me there...by that time, he was mostly liquid.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
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What's wrong with killing a pest? If you put him outside, he may just end up dying anyway.

Or look at it in the perspective of bad karma. What if by putting him outside, he finds his way into another home, but this home has young children? The parents can't afford an exterminator and the children end up eating the feces from the mouse! Then some of them get sick from the ecoli bacteria in the mouse excrement.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Actually, just get a cage type live trap with peanut butter in the center. Once you catch it, don't release it. Attach the metal cage to some live wires....
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
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:evil: glue board /end thread
 
Originally posted by: joedrake
Originally posted by: loup garou
Did he pop out of your stove?
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Yes. Is that good or bad?
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Bad very bad. After being blessed with the odor of death I finally discoverd a mouse in my stove. After taking apart the stove, I found that the mouse had gotten electrocuted at one point. Other than his eyes being popped out, it looked rather peaceful.
 
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
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Fill your kitchen with gas and strike a match.
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I love that idea. I could just see me popping the gas lines, letting it fill my apartment, smoking a cigarette, and just, in slow motion of course, flicking the cigarette while shooting out some horrible one liner.
All for a mouse.

 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
Click to expand...

Fill your kitchen with gas and strike a match.
Click to expand...

I love that idea. I could just see me popping the gas lines, letting it fill my apartment, smoking a cigarette, and just, in slow motion of course, flicking the cigarette while shooting out some horrible one liner.
All for a mouse.
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And then you see the mouse crawl out of the rubble, you drop to your knees and scream "nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

how about you get the mouse stuck in candle wax and put it in your hair?
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
Click to expand...

Fill your kitchen with gas and strike a match.
Click to expand...

I love that idea. I could just see me popping the gas lines, letting it fill my apartment, smoking a cigarette, and just, in slow motion of course, flicking the cigarette while shooting out some horrible one liner.
All for a mouse.
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be sure to take video for us
 
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He comes out from time to time. I can hear him rattling things around.
I saw him for the first time Monday.
Anyone know a good way to catch him, without hurting him, so I can put him outside?
I don't want him to die, but the apartment complex does pest patrol every few months and I am afraid they will kill him.
Click to expand...

Fill your kitchen with gas and strike a match.
Click to expand...

I love that idea. I could just see me popping the gas lines, letting it fill my apartment, smoking a cigarette, and just, in slow motion of course, flicking the cigarette while shooting out some horrible one liner.
All for a mouse.
Click to expand...

be sure to take video for us
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haha
I know what one liner I would use.
Ahem...


"Your fired..." *flicks cigarette*
 
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