I found a dollar on the ground today

WaTaGuMp

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In the line area at Costco to buy food. I looked around and no one was close, so I used it for my lunch, don't be jealous, haters. :awe:
 

tcsenter

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At night when nobody is out or sees me, I covertly roll a few quarters and dimes down my street every week for the kids to find. I used to get really excited when I found coins as a child.
 

bigrash

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At night when nobody is out or sees me, I covertly roll a few quarters and dimes down my street every week for the kids to find. I used to get really excited when I found coins as a child.

Unfortunately, I can't see a kid getting excited over finding a quarter these days. What's he/she gonna buy it?
 

FelixDeCat

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Last year I found $20 while choosing to walk rather than drive to a local convenience store. :)
 

OverVolt

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You aren't entitled to that dollar! Entitlement mentality! Entitlement Mentality!

Meanwhile the guy infront of you bought $100 worth of alternator sized steak with his food stamps.

Sucker :awe:
 

mnewsham

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Friend found $100 bucks the other day on the ground, we quickly found a use for it however.
 

Raizinman

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At my college dorm, we had a liquor store across the street. As some drunk came out of the liquor store we would toss a penny or two next to him. He would think he dropped the coin and start crawling around on his hands and knees to find it. When he would give up, we would toss another coin. We had one guy crawling around for about 30 minutes! The things we do in college!!
 

Brigandier

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Theft by taking misplaced goods.

Have fun burning in hell, hope your crappy lunch was worth it.
 

Baked

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You should've been a good citizen and called the police and report it as lost and found. Doesn't matter if it's $10K or $1, it's still somebody's lost money. Do the right thing.
 

WaTaGuMp

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You should've been a good citizen and called the police and report it as lost and found. Doesn't matter if it's $10K or $1, it's still somebody's lost money. Do the right thing.

I was going to tell the people who sell food someone dropped this. But they would of kept MY dollar.
 

OverVolt

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What is a poop dolla and why haven't I heard of this already?

Must be some kind of $100k/yr income BMW M3 subculture thing amirite?
 

DrPizza

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When I go through the self-checkout at the grocery store, I leave behind the change. I thought of doing this when I purchased a bottle of soda from a vending machine and upon grabbing what I expected would be 2 quarters, I had 4 quarters. "Jackpot!" I thought - a trivial amount, but still it put a smile on my face. So, I've started leaving the change behind so the next person gets the minor pleasant surprise.
 

WaTaGuMp

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I was in line at Costco and a lady in front of me was short some change, so I gave it to her without her asking so she didn't have to go to an ATM. My Karma is equal.