I found a car that actually made me feel like less of a man

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....I'm a champion of minivans. An advocate of station wagons. Affectionate towards hatches. Ect. I almost never question anyone on their vehicle preferences until today.

I had to get a rental car for a business trip last minute and the only optin available to me was a Nissan Cube.

Words can't describe how effeminate this.....thing is. I honestly feel like I'm driving inside a vagina.

My minivan feels brimming with testosterone in comparison.

/cries
 
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I rent cars frequently and actually look forward to getting the oddballs. Had the Cube once out west, and recently rented a Fiat 500 in Texas. That 500 was a lot of fun. :sneaky:
 
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Mermaidman said:
I rent cars frequently and actually look forward to getting the oddballs. Had the Cube once out west, and recently rented a Fiat 500 in Texas. That 500 was a lot of fun. :sneaky:
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I got a Lincoln Town Car (2009 model I believe) in podunk NC once last year. That car was (is? I don't think they've changed it) complete garbage. I thought about going back and getting a Camry instead.
 
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When I was thinking about buying the Juke I sat in one of those... Horrible!
 
PottedMeat

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i see kia souls driving around quite a bit. i can't remember the last time i saw a cube.
 
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vi edit said:
....I'm a champion of minivans. An advocate of station wagons. Affectionate towards hatches. Ect. I almost never question anyone on their vehicle preferences until today.

I had to get a rental car for a business trip last minute and the only optin available to me was a Nissan Cube.

Words can't describe how effeminate this.....thing is. I honestly feel like I'm driving inside a vagina.

My minivan feels brimming with testosterone in comparison.

/cries
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Did your rental have the lady garden on the dash?
 
Miramonti

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vi edit said:
....I'm a champion of minivans. An advocate of station wagons. Affectionate towards hatches. Ect. I almost never question anyone on their vehicle preferences until today.

I had to get a rental car for a business trip last minute and the only optin available to me was a Nissan Cube.

Words can't describe how effeminate this.....thing is. I honestly feel like I'm driving inside a vagina.

My minivan feels brimming with testosterone in comparison.

/cries
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haha, lesson noted. :D
 
Miramonti

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Have to admit, I've found the Honda Element appealing because it looks so damn practical in terms of space. Not pretty and not very aerodynamic, but not nearly as castrating as the Cube imo.

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I actually like the Element, especially in the higher end trims. It's a functional little critter for active lifestlyes.
 
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